Paris Hilton was right.
Why go to work and suffer, when you can slay and be your own boss?
[He has paperwork to do.]
Hold up a minute, does this make me . . .
First Man of the USA?
Damn. Feels illegal that I got at least one prospect.
[To: stronza nel mio telefono (Lucia)]
📲: she’s heartbroken.
📲: i dunno if that’s gonna work, but worst thing that can happen is she’ll bite my head off, which I’m expecting anyway.
📲: not like i got much else to lose 🤟
ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ. retweeted
𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭!𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭.
18+ Content / MDNI. Literate - Novella Style. Multi - Ship. Belted by #ʟᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ. Find Rules, About Mun / Muse, Solos, Ships, etc., below.
❝𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.❞
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It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET T
ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ. retweeted
HAPPY SWALLOWEEN 💀🍭🎃💯 TO ALL YOU SEMEN DEMONS 👹💦😩 AND PUSSY MONSTERS 🧟🤤 OUT THERE 🧌👽 HAVE FUN 👾 THICK 🍭🍫 FOR trEATING 🃏👻🎃
ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ. retweeted
KNOCK ✊KNOCK!✊ 🍆DICK🍆 OR 🍭TREAT🍭 GIVE ME 😍😍SOMETHING GOOD😏 TO 😛🤤😋EAT😋🤤😛. It's 🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻whore-o-ween🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻 and 🫵you 🫵know🫦😏 what🎃 that👻 means🫦. It's ⏰⏲️time⏰⏲️ to go 🥾🚪door 🥾🚪to door ✊✊asking👀🥺 for some 😵💫🥴HARD🥴😵💫 candy to 😲🤤SUCK🤤
ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ. retweeted
/ the fact that people hate characters based off of ships is insane. the beauty of nothing being officially canon is that you can explore the dynamics you enjoy and ignore the ones you don’t. the discourse also entirely takes away ➝
ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ. retweeted
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Rock bottom rarely arrives as a solitary thing.
It drags its collateral behind it.
For Leon, that wreckage almost always takes the those in intimate proximity.
The few he’s allowed close enough to leave fingerprints on his life. The ones who know where the
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Guess what I’m gonna be for Halloween.
*𝘼𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚!
That’s pretty damn scary, huh.
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