
Small dick with a big ego. Trader. Auto-immune disease collector. Flow bro at @TheOptionCartel.
Orange County, CA
Joined November 2015
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My stock only, no option account in preparation for joining USIC in 2026.
To say that i am ashamed of myself would be taking it lightly. i shall be performing both seppekaku and bukkake tonight on myself. i have brought shame upon not only myself, but also my family.
I have been so proud of my 52% year that has been pinned up on the wall all year. Now i will wear this on the wall as a token of shame, a scarlet letter if you will, so now when i post charts others will come across my page and they will know that i am a fraud and an untouchable. The lowest member of the caste system.
Happy New Year, feel free to throw tomatoes on me as you pass.
I know your favorite trader has taken a $2k account and ran it up to 600k 14 times this year. Im not that guy, i have the risk tolerance of an eclair.
i started trading in 2017, when i was in my 20s and making a shit ton of money (for me) and wanted to get rich. I never blew up an account but i lost money consecutively for the next 4 years, coming in and out of trading when it appealed to me and then id come on Twitter and see everyone making all the right plays all the time and taking home my salary in a month and i would get discouraged and quit again but the love for trading, that passion, though dormant at times never dissipated, but why couldn't i make money? I left trading completely in 2021 when i heard about NFTs and crypto. Started wheeling and dealing magic internet photos, made a killing (for me), the most money id ever made in my life. Then that fizzled out, but now i had felt what it was like to make serious money, and i wanted that feeling again.
I took this newfound cockiness and came back to stocks/options ready to make it my bitch, but still i kept losing. Around Christmas of 2023 i decided that 2024 was going to be my year. I was going to give it my all, i would work my ass off after market close, sifting through charts, option flow, twitter, IBD, soaking up everything i could. i made a pact that i would post charts/flow that looked good to me on my twitter every night, that way in the morning i could come and see what the plan was going in to the day, i did this to hold myself accountable, i did this for me, but what ended up happening was it started picking up traction, i started getting followers! People whom i look to for advice and wisdom were now following me! I started getting offers, offers to promote a platform, to join a small group chat, to help out with flow in a trading discord, and along the way these habits i had made for myself, these steps i took to hold myself accountable, i started to see the results in my trading, i noticed that i stopped watching my PnL, i stopped getting upset over losses, my emotions started to level out, i was getting in the zone and holy shit i was making money consistently!
I still have a lot of work to do, this was a pretty easy market year and im well aware that if I wasnt so well placed for elections my % return would look a lot different. i still have a lot of work to do, but my god does it feel good to beat the market, to have a profitable year.
Im pretty much done for the year, especially after today im mostly cash so this is a fair assessment of my year.
51%, im thrilled. I havent made serious money yet, but i will. I know that now. Im here now, i have a seat at the table, and im not fucking leaving.
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$TBBB It does not stop and i do not have enough, the only stock really working for me
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$NVDA I spent this morning puckered. Im ok now
I took advantage of ol' crocodile jacket's infidelity and sold some $100 puts out to March collecting $2.23 of premium per contract sold.
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Also William posts daily video breakdowns for the price of free ninety nine on social media platforms. If you haven't already give him a follow because he is one of the best traders i know!
Life Update:
Tomorrow at 4:15PM ET, I’m opening the doors to my own trading community: The Dividend Journal.
I’ve helped coach 400+ traders into better versions of themselves. That's taught me one thing: trading is a completely learnable skill.
It requires grit and a supportive community. A group where you celebrate the wins together and learn from every losing trade. So that over time, you become a skilled, self-sufficient, profitable trader.
As a thank you for believing in me, the first 75 members lock in the founding rate forever. Founding closes Sunday night or when all spots are filled.
I'll post the link here at 4:15PM ET Friday.
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$U I am long again, got stopped out this am my last lil remainder of position. That didnt last long, got back in long and then avged up. Stop is lod.
reminder, and to put it in perspective, here is the weekly chart.
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$AI I will be in this name when it rips, i will.
$AI I think its still early on this one, weekly chart. No idea what the fundamentals are, i know the smarter heads on here say the company is shit. i believe them, but this chart and this base break out is still cooking. Im already in but i keep talking about it
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Great follow if you arent already, but great breakdown here
Today could be one of the most important trading days of this Nasdaq correction.
Nasdaq $QQQ is up 1.6%, and we're on Day 4 of the rally attempt.
Could this be the Follow-Through Day (FTD) that signals a potential new uptrend?
Here's where we stand:
- Nov 5: QQQ fell 6.5% on heavy volume, undercutting prior lows.
- Nov 6: First up close. Day 1.
- Nov 9: +3.5%. Day 2.
- Nov 10: -0.7%. Day 3, but the Day 1 low held.
- Nov 11: Day 4. The earliest an FTD can occur.
What needs to happen at the close:
- Price: QQQ needs to close around $683.20 or higher (+1.25%).
- Volume: Higher than yesterday's approximately 38.5M shares.
- Support: Day 1 low near $654 must remain intact.
If confirmed, an FTD suggests improving market conditions, but it doesn't guarantee a sustained uptrend. Some FTDs fail.
Ideal approach:
- Start small in leading stocks emerging from sound bases. Add exposure only as the rally strengthens, breadth improves, and leaders hold their gains.
Corrections are for building watchlists. A confirmed FTD is a signal to consider putting that preparation to work.
I'll keep you posted if we get confirmation at the close.
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
The year was 2015, my first ex was on twitter and i wasn't, so i signed up and did absolutely nothing with this account for years but i can at least say its been around since 2015
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$AI Trying small longs again, its juicy. And it is worth the metaphorical squeeze.
I am 95% cash still, and have other positions to give an idea of how small it is.
$AI I think its still early on this one, weekly chart. No idea what the fundamentals are, i know the smarter heads on here say the company is shit. i believe them, but this chart and this base break out is still cooking. Im already in but i keep talking about it
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bitcoin:native Did not trigger and now its broken down. From a daily perspective if it loses this 200sma here it kinda enters into this funky no mans land until 67k.
I took advantage of ol' crocodile jacket's infidelity and sold some $100 puts out to March collecting $2.23 of premium per contract sold.
bitcoin:native Has my interest again here right at its 200sma. (Daily chart) Right at 2% risk to recent lows. No position yet but watching it. 2 levels im looking to see taken out are 75500 and 76275 area.
Potentially try a feeler long on a 15 min close at 75500
$MGNI PEG setup. Chart looks great coming into the week would love to see it consolidate sideways allowing for the sma's to catch up.
Weekly chart shows plenty of room overhead for price to go.
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$DVA They have the hemodialysis market cornered. ER is out of the way, all moving averages are below it again as its right at previous resistance.
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$KWEB Big block buyer with size hitting KWEB as it gaps up over previous resistance.
ETF flow is about as trustworthy as a Vegas Streetwalker, and then when you add in a big ass even number like this i trust it less so. However, this is the second day of these big call buys, i followed the ones yesterday very lightly given how the chart looks like complete and total shit but it is interesting. Given the changing of the seasons in the political front.
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$EMBJ Im still not really trading which is why i havent been posting much but damn does she look good right here!
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$TBBB Up 15% since last post, this has been such a beauty to watch.
$EWZ LEAP buyer coming in with good size, first significant buyer ive seen since Elections.
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When i was 22, i lived in my car, i was addicted to heroin, and i worked at job that i stole from everyday with the fear that one day id come clock in and get arrested. I had 0 dollars to my name and for the most part didnt know where my next meal was going to be coming from.
Iain is crushing it. An awesome follow, one of the most info spewing, knowledge knowing, gandalf the white type mfer and as someone older (no need for specifics) than Iain i have no problem saying i look up to him. You have a 700% year and i will look up to you too age irrelevant.
My parents always told me the path to success was pretty straightforward. Get a great degree, land a corporate job, climb the ladder for 40+ years, and maybe 1 day you'll become CEO.
And don't get me wrong, I always wanted to be the CEO part...but waiting 40 years to get there??? Are you kidding me? I'm going to have grey hair and wrinkles by then.
I was/am a youngin. I wanted to build something now. I wanted to make an impact while I was young, not wait until I was 60 years old to finally start living the life I'd been working toward.
So, the summer of my sophomore year of college, I did what I was supposed to do. Landed an internship at a Fortune 500 company, showed up every morning, did my work, collected my paycheck, the whole nine yards, etc, etc, etc.
And man, I was MISERABLE. I dreaded waking up each morning and clocking in and out of my job.
I was super thankful for the opportunity and for my boss, but the work didn't match my personality at all. I'd come home every afternoon and tell my parents the same thing. There's absolutely no way I'm doing this for the next 40+ years.
but there's a catch...
every day I'd get home around 5PM, open my laptop, and work until 1AM on an e-commerce business I was helping build. I was basically working a second shift, except this was the work I actually looked forward to doing. Fast forward, over the next year and a half, we went from 5 figures to 6 figures a month and eventually built a 7 figure business.
I don't say that to boost my ego. I say it because I was literally sitting in a corporate office during the day, wondering if this was what the next four decades of my life were supposed to look like, while simultaneously helping build something that would completely change my perspective on what was possible.
The business also ended up helping my trading more than I ever expected. It was a mutually beneficial relationship:) because having income outside the market meant I didn't have to force trades to pay my bills. I could sit through drawdowns, take a few weeks off when conditions were doo doo, and actually wait for my setups instead of treating every trade like my rent depended on it.
...but something else happened along the way that I wasn't expecting.
There was always another goal, number, and another milestone. I spent so much time chasing what I thought success looked like, only to realize that no amount of $$ was ever going to satisfy that hunger in me. My faith has taught me that my identity and purpose have to be rooted in something a heck of a lot bigger than my bank account (think bigger).
and that's a huge reason I continue sharing my journey on here. The wins, the losses, the stupid mistakes, the lessons I'm still trying to figure out.
I am nowhere near perfect.
I take more Ls than Ws in life.
I'm 22 years old. I've got a lot to learn, and Lord willing, a whole lot of life left to live...but one thing I wish more people understood, especially my generation, is that you don't need someone's permission to start building something meaningful.
And to the older folks, business owners + CEOs reading this, don't underestimate someone just because they're young. Some of the most driven, talented people I've met are barely old enough to rent a car.
I'm not saying everyone should quit their job tomorrow and start a business. Heck, there's absolutely nothing wrong with building a career in corporate America if that's what you're called to do. I'm saying don't spend the next 40 years convincing yourself that you have to wait for a title, a certain salary or somebody else's approval before you can make an impact.
start that little project, learn the high income skill, reach out to the person you admire, build something after work, and fail as much as possible + learn and try again.
You'd be surprised how much can change in a year or two when you stop waiting for the perfect opportunity and start doing something with the one you've already got.
You don't have to wait 40 years to start making a difference, and you sure don't need to be a CEO to do it.
Spitballin' what I'm currently wrestling with, thanks for coming to my TED Talk!
- iain
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