⋆₊ ♱ 𝕸𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑹𝒀 𝕱𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝕾𝑯𝑶𝑾

Few are as blond as me, Dr. Grace.

As are you?

Thank you. I need something to keep my drinks clean.

Good girl.

Wear something decent.

I have been introduced to the concept of silicone straw covers. Someone buy me them.

You may accompany me however.

...No. Because I have to properly pick our produce.

But I could. Do you know how often produce gets recalled for listeria?

I'm here if you need, my dear.

But I might.

He may not lie, but he would exaggerate the truth. Here's a good rule of thumb— don't believe 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆.

Are you alright?

It's my job, darling. I get paid to think about vectors and infection rates and such.

What else do you have to go off? I'm not sure what Chris has told you about me but it seems he's greatly exaggerated, not that he's particularly trustworthy regardless.

If I wanted to start a plague a grocery store wouldn't be my first pick. The water supply would.

Oh god don't remind me. Or prion diseases in general...horrifying. I should research those more.

...? Hardly a good vector for a bioweapon, my dear.

Constantly. I look at the apples and I wonder if someone coughed on them or touched them after defecating without washing their hands and question the possibilities of myself getting E. Coli by consuming it. And then I move on because I don't like apples.