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Retired commercial lender/banker. Political junkie, tennis player, animal rescue supporter, Ex-Washington, DC cop, Raiders fan since 1963. No DMs please.

Seattle metro area.
Joined May 2014
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I finally had to stop watching Trump’s SC speech because I just can’t take it anymore. He is low-energy and has enough makeup on that he looks like Tammy Faye. He is such a disgusting piece of shit.
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I’m watching Trump’s speech from South Carolina and he is absolutely pathetic. He is braying like a jackass while whining about Republicans in Alaska being too stupid to be able to identify the Republican on the ballot. How insulting.
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We’re going to have to treat that water now.
And another one !!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I watched the Jack Smith hearing this morning. The Republicans, as usual, were total assholes. Ted Cruz wins the award for being the biggest asshole of the group. I hope all of them face severe payback when the Dems take back the House and Senate. The Rs are simply deplorable.
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The Chinese pilot really greased the landing. Very nicely done!
🚨 Live feed of President Trump welcoming President Xi at JBA 🚨
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Trump will probably have the pilots deported. (Sound on.)
President Trump's reaction to the B-1 Lancer SAVAGELY ripping over his head has me ROLLING 🤣 It's almost like he had NO IDEA it was coming 😂 Looks like a new meme template just dropped lmao
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I am going to unify Ireland and bring back Riverdance, a special dance where movement of the arms is illegal.
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I don’t believe a goddamn word that Trump says.
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People, take a lesson.
Sometimes kindness takes only a minute, yet the feeling it leaves can stay with someone for a lifetime 🤍🙏
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Let’s hand Trump a red card in November.
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It appears the new cleanup job has begun on the Reflecting Pool. I suspect the outcome will be stunning.
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Trump is such an idiot.
📺 SEE IT: President Biden handled Medal of Honor ceremonies the way he handled the presidency: steady, competent, dignified, and never making the moment about himself. Trump, meanwhile, fumbled with it like he fumbled the country: awkward, confused, exhausting, and somehow making a simple task feel like a national crisis. Where the hell is Jake Tapper’s emergency age panel when we actually need it?
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Are Republicans simply incapable of not being A-holes?
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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Fantastic idea!
Since the South Lawn of the White House now looks like a carnival they should at least set up some games so Americans can win healthcare by guessing Trump’s weight or how many girls he’s raped. @realDonaldTrump
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Now that’s what you call patriotism!
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Mike Lee is an asshole.
I think they meant “most mentally ill” Americans …
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Total asshole.
When you’ve crashed the economy, started a war, bombed a girls’ school, threatened to wipe out a whole civilization, & raised gas & grocery prices beyond what people can afford… all in your first 15 months as president.😑
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How long before Trump refers to the pilots of the downed F-15 as losers?
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