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@AliceRHamilton

misandrist comedian ♥️🖤🤍💚 gun violence is the solution to domestic violence.

 Los Angeles, CA
instagram.com/missalicehamilton
Joined November 2016
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fuck it here is a 28 page episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia I wrote. Probably the best thing I’ve ever written and I want someone to enjoy it.
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UtterlyInteresting@UtterlyInterest10h
Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
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he should have been at the club 😭
romy 🪶 (@butchspock) profile pictureromy 🪶@butchspock11h
86..... he was just a fucking kid
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I’m not ok
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@DiscussingFilm11h
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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nothing wrong with Paris Hilton’s family Halloween costumes yall need to relax. I’m sure the little girl will get to be whatever she wants on the 31st. it’s just a cute family photo.
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Jennifer Lawrence does not know how to work with her new face. Those photos from the cut are bad.
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the most hardline, unmoving, dyed in the wool Christians are the ones who never read their bibles.
✰ (@hoesluvvjason) profile picture✰@hoesluvvjasonOct 27
one of the stranger parts of being an adult is realising how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited, not even out of curiosity.
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yes also you suck at math dumbass
Steve (@Loverism__) profile pictureSteve@Loverism__Oct 28
Women iniate 78% of divorce. Are 78%of men that bad? 🤔
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@maleexclusionteOct 27
I love when women kill men like this
CHOQUEI (@choquei) profile pictureCHOQUEI
@choqueiOct 27
🚨GRAVE: Funcionária de sorveteria mata homem ao reagir a tentativa de estupro em Goiás.
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buraq🍉🇸🇩@hluebucksOct 27
if u sit n truly think about all the opportunities men take from women n girls with their behavior you'd never calm down
Bandii (@BandiiBandi) profile pictureBandii@BandiiBandiOct 27
Signed my daughter up for basketball, and now we not going, because the coach texted my phone about stuff that’s not basketball related 😒😭
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I support abusing the emotional support animal laws. I do not support abusing the service animal laws. there are no disabilities that require you to bring your frenchie into the grocery store.
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what is all this sniffing and facial twitching? I don’t do coke is this coke?
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I heard a woman talk about her half siblings from affairs as “the physical manifestation of my mother’s pain”
𝓝𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓲 (@HazNyangi) profile picture𝓝𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓲@HazNyangiOct 24
I can now talk about this since time has passed. My late friend was an affair kid and I remember how she tried reaching out to her siblings and dad and they all blocked her. When she died from an accident, I informed them of her passing and not even her dad came to the burial.
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nothing about my post absolves the father for cheating jfc
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@zithekydOct 24
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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took her 408 days but she finally managed to squeeze out a real tear 💧
Crystal Smallen (@CrystalSmallen) profile pictureCrystal Smallen
@CrystalSmallenOct 23
Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂
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damn if redbar ain’t covering this h3h3 cheating scandal you know he must really be dead 🥲
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do you think he got this tattoo to try and strengthen his resolve? like I bet he was feeling so tempted and thought this would help him not to cheat. like I’m getting guilty conscience from this
cody (@angeIfxck) profile picturecody@angeIfxckOct 23
the idea of cheating when u have this tattoo. the idea of cheating with someone who has this tattoo. tbh the idea of this tattoo.
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this is why your boss be saying “we’re a family here” 😂 they want you to feel bad
Chiko Biscuit ✨ (@Rainbow_Wxtch) profile pictureChiko Biscuit ✨@Rainbow_WxtchOct 20
Can we talk about the guilt that comes with calling in sick at work? 😭
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You genuinely couldn't pay me to give a fuck if someone is a documented immigrant or not
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