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I’m illiterate but I can read a room.

Deep End of The Pond
Joined February 2022
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I’ve been adding onto my @v3phunks and had @PerplexxArt do his Merved magic to my @bananacandyart colorway! There are so many amazing creators in this community please support the independent artists! #NewProfilePic #CandyRepublic #mervedmob
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Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them β€œyou see how this looks, right?”
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Oh my god is this real
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Schools have started, which means single moms are available from 9am to 3:30pm
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It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners
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Stolen post verbatim x.com/hughes_harriso…
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Ready to get this week started Monday - Labor Day Tuesday - Champions League is back Wednesday - Champions League / NFL is back Thursday - NFL again Friday - Payday Saturday - Texas vs Ohio st Sunday - NFL week 1
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KID CUDI PERFORMS β€œPURSUIT OF HAPPINESS” IN CHICAGO! 😭🀯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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These dudes are sick πŸ”₯ and need to hit the road….also it is known that anything that involves MonoNeon is gonna be dope
The bassist played with Prince. The drummer played with D'Angelo. The guitarist is one of the best young blues players alive. Together they're Atomic Habitz, and here they are covering "Be Thankful for What You Got" at Newport Jazz, 2026.
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Top 5 Beers: 1. 3rd Beer 2. 1st Beer 3. 10th Beer 4. 7th Beer 5. 4th Beer
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Ye in Almaty was an unforgettable experience.
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ALL OF THE LIGHTS
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Today on the show: -The unbelievable behind-the-scenes story of what occurred leading up to the debate. -Turning Point USA emerges as the biggest loser. Are they officially done? -What I plan to do with the earnings from the debate. Join us LIVE: youtube.com/live/E7P2ShoYDUA
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Someone put that lettuce poop virus in the 7 hazy ipas I drank last night
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If you speed the video up you can see the "air displacement" blowing the flour and Balloons clear across the table. The 50 caliber bullet tears the playing card in half... other than that everything seems untouched by the "shirt moving" volumes of air that are given off by a rifle round.
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If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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So HBO MAX is now just MAX. Your move Peacock.
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Stolen post, word for word. x.com/Ben_Westen/sta… Also Max was renamed β€œHBO Max” on July 9th, 2025. variety.com/2025/tv/news/h…
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I can't believe Mitch McConnell died tomorrow
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The Dodgers put the hit on Charlie Kirk.
It’s time for MLB to institute a salary cap and floor. The current system is ridiculous and ruining baseball.
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Holy shit. The local news in Chicago aired this image.
First image of Kyle Shanahan recovering in the hospital after his accident has been released:
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First image of Kyle Shanahan recovering in the hospital after his accident has been released:
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