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still some of the most thoughtful articulation of an artist’s own work I’ve ever read, movie of the life now and forever
🚗 Speed Racer was released on this day in 2008 and lives were changed.
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And there she is.... #Dorothy ❤️
Our Letterboxd correspondents share their highlights from the fall film festival season: from destabilizing documentaries to romantic sagas, powerhouse thrillers and doppelgänger dramas. boxd.it/3rW
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me closing twitter
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The studio audience when Kramer tried to apologize
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fucking alter
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fucking desalter
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what are two fictional characters you'd wanna put in a room together just to see what happens
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How I raised the rent as an ethical landlord
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rolling up to the theater like
The Nutty Professor is back in a big way! Celebrate 30 years of unforgettable laughs when it returns to theaters this September.
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Brad Pitt army dog movie is the most “my kids won’t talk to me” role of all time
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alternate universe where all humans talk like seals
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really frustrating that they set up charles foster kanes infinite cloning ability without doing anything with it
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Seth Rogen in some 2009 movie: (smoking weed) ooooh daddy likey UHUHGHUHGHUHGH Steven Spielberg: that’s him. The man who fucked my mom.
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cinematic parallels: Metropolis (1927) / Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
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Ronald McDonald Insanity (2008)
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