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Joined January 2019
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Hardik going to Punjab
Get your wild predictions in for trade/auction picks or team changes for next IPL season.
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Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection
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"tumhare pati ke direct hit ne to zindagi kharab kardi"
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Increase the Tax but hire more Police like him, Dehatis ko civic sense sikha do bas 🙏 desh ki 50% problem vhi khtm ho jayegi
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Happy Dhanteras to Ambani and Adani. Happy friday evening to the rest of you.
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“He can play the leg glance with a walking stick” ~ Waqar Younis
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A professional baseball player tried cricket and realised how hard it is to stop a ball without a glove. The funny part is they are not even playing with professional cricket ball, they played with a tennis ball & they think cricket is easy.
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So you want to believe us that Thanos really tried to destroy the earth and Avengers saved us from him ?
Indian Action movie is on another level🤣🔥 Bro really said, “Gravity is just a suggestion” Physics already left the chat the moment this Indian movie started 💀 😭😂🔥
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a professional cricket player with training would be ready to play Major League Baseball in a month but a professional baseballer would take atleast a decade to score a fifty or pick two wickets in international cricket against top teams
The baseball/cricket debate is so annoying every time it comes up. As someone who has played both & actually played with a pro cricketer who tired to transition & play with the New York Mets…baseball is infinitely harder. It isn’t close.
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Why can’t we accept that our parents and grandparents, especially those above 60, belonged to a different era? Zamana hi alag tha. Aaj waqt badal gaya hai, soch bhi. Thoda benefit of doubt de dein, thodi sewa kar lein, thoda waqt aur pyaar de dein. Apna kuch kam nahi ho jayega. ❤️
Recently, a distant relative I barely know visited my home in Gurgaon. He is probably in his early 60s. He finished his dinner, got up and went to the sink to wash his hands. Why couldn’t he take the plate with him? I was thinking, who exactly are you expecting to pick up your plate? You’re not even in your own house. Of course, I didn’t say anything. He was a guest and older than me. The disturbing part isn’t even that he left his plate on the table. I genuinely don’t think it registered in his mind that he had left anything behind. In his mind, dinner was over. The plate? Someone else would pick it up. That’s how Indian men are trained. First your mother picks up after you, then your sister and then your wife. Travel outside India and you realise how absurd this is. We talk endlessly about preserving Indian culture. But we rarely ask which parts of that culture actually deserve to be preserved. If ‘culture’ means a grown man can’t even pick up his own dirty plate because his mother, sister or wife will do it, maybe that part of our culture deserves to die. Not everything old deserves to be preserved.
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Very common situation
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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How the days between Dussehra and Diwali feel
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Yesterday I went through the replies under India's Olympic bid. Indians swimming in garbage. Cows on the running track. Men squatting on a race course. Most of it made by AI. I wanted to know how this got so easy. The story starts in October 2022. That month, Elon Musk bought Twitter. Within weeks, thousands of staff were gone. X later told Australia's online safety regulator it had cut 80% of its trust and safety engineers. The people whose job was to catch hate. Researchers at UC Berkeley tracked what came next. Hate speech on the platform ran about 50% higher in the months after the takeover. In January 2024, about 12,900 hate posts against South Asians in the US went up on X in a single month. That number comes from a report released two weeks ago by the Center for the Study of Organized Hate in Washington. By the end of that year, X's own AI, Grok, could make any image in seconds. The report says AI is now mass producing cartoons of South Asians as dirty, as scammers, as vermin. By June 2026, the monthly count had reached 43,800. Up 240%. The fastest growing kind called us dirty, up 171% in eighteen months. Almost half called us invaders or job thieves, with H1B at the centre. And it does not stay online. In July, Syed Sohail Uddin from Hyderabad was working at a mall kiosk in Utah. A man asked where he was from, then asked if he was Muslim. Then he stabbed him 15 times. In September, a Sikh truck driver was stabbed at a Wyoming rest stop. Police have not named a motive. Sikh leaders say hate against Sikh truckers had been building online for months. On October 2, someone threw bricks at a Swaminarayan temple in Ohio while priests and devotees were inside. It was the start of Hindu Heritage Month, days before Navratri. Muslim. Sikh. Hindu. The hate does not ask which. It only sees an Indian. Then came this month. Indians asked Musk simple questions about Starlink, and he called them Ambani's army of shills. The same week, the IOC confirmed India's 2036 bid. The replies filled up with AI cartoons. One had 198,000 likes. India has problems. We know them, we fix them, and we talk about them louder than anyone. America counted more than 7.7 lakh homeless people on a single night in 2024, the most ever. More than 1 lakh Americans died of drug overdoses in 2023. Indians don't fill American posts with AI cartoons of addicts in San Francisco. If we did, the world would call it racism. And it would be right. This is not casual racism. It is organised. The report found accounts doxxing South Asians over H1B, influencers filming confrontations at their homes and offices, and AI cartoons pumped out faster than any human could draw. And it runs on a platform that fired the people meant to stop it, built the tool that draws it, and carries it to millions. When the owner himself calls Indians shills, everyone below him gets the message. I can't tell you what is in Elon Musk's head. I can only tell you what his platform allows. He is fighting in public to sell Starlink to 140 crore Indians. He should look at what his own platform is selling about them.
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Only Super power country USA 🇺🇸 Should host Olympics.
JUST IN: 🇮🇳 India formally bids to host the 2036 Olympics.
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Kind request every law maker in India to click the attached "BRICS News" post and read the thousands of disgusting comments degrading India and dehumanizing Indians. Can we please talk about it for once in the parliament? And discuss as a nation what steps can be taken to counter this extreme genocidal hatred spread against India and Indians? This is a multi-state sponsored, organized anti-India operation going on for too long that's affecting our exports, inbound tourism, economy, job opportunities for migrants, mental health of Indians, and physically putting them at risk of violence. This is an issue that is beyond partisan politics affecting everyone of us and the country. IMO, this is a war that's being waged on India as serious as cross border terrorism and insurgency. So I humbly request law makers to start addressing this. To those reading this, please repost tagging your known MP/MLAs requesting them to address this serious issue. @PMOIndia @MEAIndia @HMOIndia @narendramodi @AmitShah @DrSJaishankar @nsitharaman @AshwiniVaishnaw @ShashiTharoor @Tejasvi_Surya
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Maine kya bola tha? US's gonna buy oil from Russia paying US dollars. At that time some people said it's impossible.
I want to again reiterate this: Russia will sell oil and gas to Europe in plenty by end of the year. It may even do so in US dollars. Russia is going to work with the US and US is going to lift all sanctions, unfreeze its assets, give a great deal on Ukraine, and bring back Russia into western fold. While what I'm saying now may look absurd given statements coming from Russia and Putin himself, I will ask you to wait and watch. But when it happens then it will look natural and nothing too out of the ordinary that some will comment then saying "what's big deal about you claiming this, we all could see it coming." That's called hindsight bias.
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I respect Mukesh sir and Elon Musk a lot. I respect the Indian military more. The Starlink and Jio debate started as a fight over how satellite spectrum is handed out. A few things stand out to me. 1. A satellite covering a whole region means worries about signal spillover near sensitive areas. 2. India's conditions are strict. Data stays in India, and agencies get real-time monitoring. 3. Where our data sits will matter more every year. Data is the new oil. I don't think anyone is wrong here. Elon wants to bring his technology to a huge market. Mukesh sir's Jio brought data prices down so far that millions of Indians got online for the first time.
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Dear President Musk, Please allow Chinese BYD in America why should TESLA have the monopoly in the game. My Monopoly is Oligarchy and Your Monopoly is National Security ! Sadda Kutta Kutta tuhada kutta Tommy 🐶
Dear Prime Minister Ambani, Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India. Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete? There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better. Thank you 🙏
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Elon Musk to Grok -
Replying to @Shreyas1051
Key disadvantages of allowing Starlink in India include: National security risks: Foreign-controlled network limits India's ability to shut off service in sensitive border areas or ensure availability during crises. Past reports of terminals with militants or smugglers raise misuse concerns. Data sovereignty issues: Laser links could route traffic outside Indian gateways, complicating monitoring and lawful interception. High costs: Hardware and monthly fees likely far exceed affordable terrestrial options like Jio or Airtel, limiting rural access. Market impact: Could disrupt local telecoms and foster over-reliance on a single US provider instead of domestic alternatives.
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