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Gay men don't come in one standard package.🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Some are masculine, some feminine, some soft-spoken, some rugged, some muscular, and others don't fit neatly into any category.
And that's what makes our community interesting. There's no single way to look, dress, behave, or express yourself to be a gay man.
You don't have to prove your masculinity, and you don't have to explain your femininity.
Be yourself. There's room for all of us. ❤️🏳️🌈
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My best friend and my Fiancee tricked me into breaking up with her.
My fiancée and I had been together for four years and engaged for six months. We'd been through unemployment, family problems, and some difficult periods, but I genuinely believed we were building a future together.
One Friday evening, Marcus came over to my apartment. We'd been friends since college, so our conversations were usually unfiltered. We were having a few beers and talking about the wedding preparations when he asked how things were going.
I told him Elena and I had finally booked the venue and were sorting out the remaining expenses.
He laughed and said, "You really think you're ready to be married?"
I asked what he meant.
"Nothing. It's just funny how people can be together for years and still not know everything about each other."
I told him I wasn't worried about Elena. We'd been through too much together for me to doubt her.
Marcus smiled. "You really trust her that much?"
"More than I trust most people."
He took another sip of his beer. "I bet I could get her interested in me if I tried."
I laughed and told him to stop being ridiculous.
"she's my girlfriend and i really trust her, that's very impossible"
Eventually, he suggested a $28,000 bet. If he tried to get Elena and she rejected him, he'd pay me. If she agreed, he would win.
We agreed i wouldn't bet anything, just him
I knew it was a stupid challenge, but instead of arguing, I decided to play along.
I laughed, shook his hand, and told him he was going to lose his money.
I didn't think he would actually try it. But I decided to pay closer attention to how he behaved around Elena.
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Prince Harry takes a refreshing break from the action, cooling off on the sidelines during his latest polo match.
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He came to church... and discovered MORE than he expected!
PRIVACY or DECEPTION?
I’m glad he walked out
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You can have one as your boyfriend and one as your best friend. Who are you picking?
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😭😂 What’s going on here? So the younger ones are getting older, and the older ones are getting younger? Time is really doing its thing! 💀🏳️🌈
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Unpopular opinion: sexual compatibility should be discussed before two people get too emotionally invested in a relationship.
You can have the same values, similar ambitions, great conversations and undeniable chemistry, but if your expectations around intimacy are completely different, it can become a serious source of frustration.
Some people want affection without much physical intimacy. Others need a healthy, active sex life to feel connected.
Neither is automatically wrong.
But pretending that sex doesn't matter until you're already deeply committed is how people end up having conversations they should have had much earlier.
Why is sexual compatibility still such an uncomfortable topic when it can make or break a relationship?
There's something incredibly attractive about a woman who knows exactly what she wants in bed and isn't afraid to communicate it.
No guessing games. No pretending. No unnecessary shyness once the door is closed.
Just chemistry, confidence, mutual desire and two people who are very comfortable making each other forget what time it is.
Honestly, good sex starts long before anyone takes their clothes off. It's in the tension, the teasing, the anticipation and knowing you're both thinking the same thing. 👀
First day of work as a principal and my FWB blew me in my office
So me and my FWB had been talking for a while and she had been so supportive of me applying for principal jobs. Finally, I landed a job and she was so happy for me. She wanted to come and tell me how proud she is of me. So, my first day of work she was about the third phone call. I got in the first one that my secretary answered. She said that she was a new parent and would like to come by that afternoon for a tour of the building. Since it was early July, they were very few other people in the building. So I told my secretary that would be OK and the appointment set up. She came at about 3 o’clock made some small talk that I could hear with my secretary and then my secretary came in and said that my appointment was here and my secretary, had a bit of a weird smile on her face.
Well, my FWB came in and I shook hands and I asked her to sit down. My secretary said that she was leaving for the day and I said thanks. Then I FWB with the chair at my table spread her legs open and I saw the panties that I had given her with the string pearls covering her crotch. She proceeded to play with herself some while she told me her fantasy about fucking a principal. She didn’t stopped, proceeded to unset my pants look up at me and say “congratulations Mr Principal”. I came
so hard in her mouth…a top five orgasm.
I then walked with her around the building, and she sat down on a stool in the music room and begged me to eat her out.
Great first day of work.
My boyfriend invited his best friend to fvck me and now it's been happening every week for three months
His best friend heard us fvcking through the wall. That's how it started. We were at my boyfriend's apartment and I was riding him on his bed being way too loud and afterwards his friend knocked on the door and said "you guys know these walls are paper thin right? I can hear EVERYTHING" and my boyfriend, without missing a beat, said "then stop listening and come join next time."
I looked at him like WHAT. He shrugged. "Would you be into that?" Like he was asking if I wanted pizza for dinner.
I thought about it for maybe three seconds and said "yeah actually."
His friend is cute. Tall, plays basketball, big hands, easy smile. I'd noticed him before but never in a serious way because I love my boyfriend and I'm not about to make things weird. But my boyfriend was literally offering and his friend was standing in the hallway and I could see him through the cracked door and he looked nervous and hopeful and my pvssy was still wet from round one so I said "get in here."
That first night was messy and awkward and incredible. Nobody knew where to put their hands. My boyfriend was behind me and his friend was in front of me and I was on my hands and knees and my boyfriend slid his c0ck into my pvssy from behind while I took his friend's cock in my mouth and it was the most full I'd ever felt in my entire life. Two c0cks at the same time, one stretching my pvssy and one filling my mouth, and I came so hard my arms gave out and I face planted into the mattress and they both laughed and I laughed and we kept going.
That was three months ago. It's a regular thing now.
We've done it so many ways at this point. Some of my favorites: me on top of my boyfriend riding him while his friend fvcks my mouth from the side. Me on my back with my boyfriend in my pussy and his friend's c0ck in my hand while I jerk him off. Both of them standing while I'm on my knees going back and forth between their cocks, svcking one while I stroke the other, switching every minute or so. That one makes my jaw ACHE but I love it lol.
The first time they both came inside me was insane. My boyfriend fucked me first and filled me up and I could feel his cum deep in my pvssy, warm and thick, and then he pulled out and his friend pushed in right after and I was so wet and full and sensitive that every thrust made this squelching sound and cum was leaking around his cock and when he came too I had two loads inside me and I just laid there clenching around nothing feeling it drip out of me and I swear I could've cum again just from that.
Next time they switched so my boyfriend went second. He said he wanted to fvck me after his friend came in me and when he slid in and felt how wet and full I already was he lasted maybe two minutes and came so hard he grabbed the headboard and his whole body shook. I've never seen him cum like that and I think knowing his friend's load was already inside me did something to him.
The double bl0wjob thing was my idea. I'd been thinking about what it would be like to have both of them cum in my mouth at the same time and one night I just said "I want to try something" and got on my knees between them. Timing it was harder than I expected lmaooo. I'd get one close and then switch and the other would need more time and then the first one would come down from the edge. It took like fifteen minutes of going back and forth, jerking one while sucking the other, both of them m0aning above me, until I finally got them both right there at the same time and I opened my mouth and they came together. SO much cum. Way more than I was ready for. It filled my mouth and ran down my chin and dripped onto my t!ts and I swallowed what I could and wore the rest and they both just stood there breathing hard looking down at me like I was some kind of goddess lol.
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she explained that she'd spent the previous evening cooking because she wanted everyone to experience what she considered a proper meal.
the manager smiled.
"so you've been complaining because you wanted to cook for us?"
janet shook her head.
"no. i've been complaining because your free lunch is terrible."
everyone burst out laughing.
then we tasted her food.
it was incredible.
the manager immediately asked if she'd consider catering for the office.
janet agreed, provided everyone paid.
the following wednesday, the company announced a new lunch policy.
employees could either buy janet's food or bring their own.
the free lunch disappeared.
janet became the most popular person in the building.
but she still complained every wednesday.
now it was about people not returning her containers.
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my workplace started giving employees free lunch every wednesday.
everyone loved it except one woman named janet.
every week, she'd complain about the menu.
too much rice. too little sauce. too many vegetables. not enough meat.
eventually, our manager asked her why she kept eating the food if she disliked it so much.
janet looked offended.
"because it's free."
the manager nodded.
"then stop complaining."
she went quiet.
the following wednesday, janet arrived with a large bag.
she placed it on the table and announced that she'd brought lunch for everyone.
inside were homemade meals, neatly packed in individual containers.
we were stunned.
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My Maid of Honor Wore White to My Wedding.
My maid of honor showed up to my wedding wearing a white lace gown that looked almost identical to mine.
When I asked her to change, she accused me of being insecure.
Then she started crying.
Within minutes, half my bridesmaids were comforting her while I stood alone in my wedding dress.
I almost canceled the ceremony.
But my grandmother pulled me aside and whispered:
"Don't give her the reaction she came here for."
I didn't understand what Grandma meant.
Not until I saw a message on my fiancé's phone.
My maid of honor had texted him the night before.
"I'll do what we discussed. Just make sure she doesn't find out before the ceremony."
My hands started shaking.






























