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My boyfriend invited his best friend to fvck me and now it's been happening every week for three months
His best friend heard us fvcking through the wall. That's how it started. We were at my boyfriend's apartment and I was riding him on his bed being way too loud and afterwards his friend knocked on the door and said "you guys know these walls are paper thin right? I can hear EVERYTHING" and my boyfriend, without missing a beat, said "then stop listening and come join next time."
I looked at him like WHAT. He shrugged. "Would you be into that?" Like he was asking if I wanted pizza for dinner.
I thought about it for maybe three seconds and said "yeah actually."
His friend is cute. Tall, plays basketball, big hands, easy smile. I'd noticed him before but never in a serious way because I love my boyfriend and I'm not about to make things weird. But my boyfriend was literally offering and his friend was standing in the hallway and I could see him through the cracked door and he looked nervous and hopeful and my pvssy was still wet from round one so I said "get in here."
That first night was messy and awkward and incredible. Nobody knew where to put their hands. My boyfriend was behind me and his friend was in front of me and I was on my hands and knees and my boyfriend slid his c0ck into my pvssy from behind while I took his friend's cock in my mouth and it was the most full I'd ever felt in my entire life. Two c0cks at the same time, one stretching my pvssy and one filling my mouth, and I came so hard my arms gave out and I face planted into the mattress and they both laughed and I laughed and we kept going.
That was three months ago. It's a regular thing now.
We've done it so many ways at this point. Some of my favorites: me on top of my boyfriend riding him while his friend fvcks my mouth from the side. Me on my back with my boyfriend in my pussy and his friend's c0ck in my hand while I jerk him off. Both of them standing while I'm on my knees going back and forth between their cocks, svcking one while I stroke the other, switching every minute or so. That one makes my jaw ACHE but I love it lol.
The first time they both came inside me was insane. My boyfriend fucked me first and filled me up and I could feel his cum deep in my pvssy, warm and thick, and then he pulled out and his friend pushed in right after and I was so wet and full and sensitive that every thrust made this squelching sound and cum was leaking around his cock and when he came too I had two loads inside me and I just laid there clenching around nothing feeling it drip out of me and I swear I could've cum again just from that.
Next time they switched so my boyfriend went second. He said he wanted to fvck me after his friend came in me and when he slid in and felt how wet and full I already was he lasted maybe two minutes and came so hard he grabbed the headboard and his whole body shook. I've never seen him cum like that and I think knowing his friend's load was already inside me did something to him.
The double bl0wjob thing was my idea. I'd been thinking about what it would be like to have both of them cum in my mouth at the same time and one night I just said "I want to try something" and got on my knees between them. Timing it was harder than I expected lmaooo. I'd get one close and then switch and the other would need more time and then the first one would come down from the edge. It took like fifteen minutes of going back and forth, jerking one while sucking the other, both of them m0aning above me, until I finally got them both right there at the same time and I opened my mouth and they came together. SO much cum. Way more than I was ready for. It filled my mouth and ran down my chin and dripped onto my t!ts and I swallowed what I could and wore the rest and they both just stood there breathing hard looking down at me like I was some kind of goddess lol.
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Harry Potter fans are finally getting a closer look at the parents he lost, and the new HBO series is bringing back a Weasley character the movies left out.
The upcoming Harry Potter TV series has cast Jasper Talbot as James Potter and Hannah Chinn as Lily Potter, giving viewers a chance to see more of Harry’s parents beyond photographs and brief flashbacks.
The series is also bringing Charlie Weasley to life, with Harry Gilby playing Ron’s older brother, who was mentioned in the books but never appeared in the original films.
With a longer season, the show has more room to explore characters and moments that the movies couldn’t fit in.
Are you excited to see these missing parts of the Harry Potter books finally brought to the screen, or do you think the original films did enough?
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HOW TO BE CHARMING AT A DINNER DATE
1. Arrive before her and choose the better seat for her view
2. Greet the staff warmly
3. Let her order first without rushing
4. Ask what she's most excited about on the menu
5. Share a bite if the mood is right
6. Keep your phone face down, or better, away
7. Make conversation, not an interview
8. Notice her laugh and make it happen again
9. Take your time with dessert and the end of the night
10. Handle the bill smoothly, no fuss
11. Walk her out and linger a moment
12. Thank her sincerely for the evening
The way you treat a dinner is the way she imagines you'd treat everything else.
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We both got stood up, so we became each other’ dates and it went exactly where you think..
She came out of her room in that black dress, the one that makes her ass look like a conversation topic, and her mascara was already running and she was holding her phone like she wanted to throw it through the window.
"He cancelled."
"Same." I held up my own phone. Read receipt, no response, the universal language of getting ghosted.
We stood there in the hallway of our apartment, both dressed up with nowhere to go, and the wine we'd been pregaming with was half gone and the playlist was still going and she looked at me and said "fuck them, you're my date now" and something in my chest went warm.
We ordered pad thai and she lit candles on the coffee table and we sat cross-legged on the floor in our dresses eating noodles and talking shit about men and somewhere around the second bottle of wine she put her head on my shoulder and said "you smell really good" and I said "it's the perfume you let me borrow" and she laughed and her breath was warm on my neck.
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My name is Margaret. I lost my sight when I was 35 years old, leaving me to raise my two sons, Ethan and Noah, alone.
Their father abandoned us shortly after I became blind.
I struggled every day to feed them, wash their clothes, and send them to school. Sometimes, I went to bed hungry so my children could eat.
Ethan, my first son, was kind and always helped me around the house. But Noah was different. He was ashamed of having a blind mother and often complained whenever his friends visited.
One evening, Noah shouted at me, “Why did I have to be born into this kind of family? I’m tired of taking care of a blind woman!”
I said nothing. I simply wiped my tears.
Years passed, and both boys became successful adults.
Ethan built a beautiful house and insisted that I live with him. Noah became wealthy but rarely visited me.
Then, one afternoon, I heard someone knocking.
It was Noah.
He entered, knelt before me, and started crying.
“Mum, please forgive me. There’s something you need to know. The reason I became successful is because…”
He stopped speaking when Ethan walked into the room carrying an old photograph.
What was in that photograph changed everything I thought I knew about my two sons.
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BREAKING: Sir Patrick Stewart, Captain Jean-Luc Picard of Star Trek: The Next Generation, has died at 86.
"Let's make sure history never forgets the name... Enterprise."
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HOW ANTIBIOTICS USE STARTED IN MEDICINE
In 1928, an accidental discovery in a London laboratory helped change the future of medicine.
A Scottish scientist, Alexander Fleming, returned to his laboratory and noticed something unusual.
One of his bacteria culture plates had been contaminated by mould.
But there was something strange about it. The bacteria surrounding the mould were no longer growing.
He investigated further and identified a substance produced by the mould, which he named PENICILLIN.
However, discovering it wasn't the end of the story.
It took further work by Howard Florey, Ernst Chain and their colleagues to develop penicillin into a practical treatment.
In 1945, Fleming, Florey and Chain received the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine. Today, penicillin remains an important antibiotic.
An accidental observation became one of medicine's most significant breakthroughs.
Imagine modern medicine without antibiotics. How different would our hospitals be? These men deserve accolades even though they are no longer here.
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Yesterday, I was in a bus with a couple. The woman was quite lively, engaging in conversations with other passengers and talking freely.
Suddenly, her husband turned to her and said, "Can you shut up? You talk too much!"
The woman felt embarrassed and unhappy, and they started
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Rachel found the hotel receipt folded inside his coat pocket.
She did not scream.
She did not cry.
She set it on the kitchen table and waited.
Daniel walked in whistling.
Then he saw the paper.
Daniel: Rachel, let me explain.
Rachel: Sit down.
Daniel: It meant nothing.
Rachel: Then you won't mind what I say next.
He swallowed hard.
Rachel: You will sleep in the guest room.
Daniel: For how long?
Rachel: Until I decide.
Daniel: You can't be serious.
She stood and pushed in her chair.
Rachel: Watch me.
That night, she locked the bedroom door.
And for the first time in their marriage, Daniel heard what silence sounded like.
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My dad had two phones for as long as I could remember.
His main phone rang almost every minute. Clients, suppliers, and contractors were always calling because he was trying to keep his contracting business running through difficult times.
But his second phone stayed in the glove compartment of his old Toyota Camry. It never rang during dinner or disturbed our Sunday movie nights.
As a teenager, I thought he was hiding something. I assumed he had a secret life he didn’t want us to know about.
He died when I was 27.
While cleaning out his car, I found the second phone still inside the glove compartment. It was dead, so I charged it out of curiosity and saw some things on it…
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THAT KICK IN THE AIR SHOWS SOME MARTIAL ARTS SERIOUS SKILL
What Happened Between Us After Midnight
It was past midnight, and my boyfriend and I were still lying on the couch, talking like we had all the time in the world.
The lights were dim, his arm rested around my shoulders, and my head lay against his chest. Somehow, our conversation shifted from funny memories to the things we rarely admitted out loud.
What's your biggest fear about us? he asked.
I looked into his eyes. Losing you. Sometimes, I love you so much that it scares me.
He gently lifted my chin and kiś§ed me.
Mine, you don't have to hide your fears from me, he whispered.
I smiled and kiśśed him again, slowly, feeling closer to him than ever.
Then he went quiet.
There’s something I've wanted to tell you, but I've been afraid you'd see me differently.
My heart skipped. You can tell me anything.
He took my hand and stared at our intertwined fingers.
Before we met, I almost gave up on love. But there's something about my past I've never told you.
I sat up, suddenly nervous.
What is it?
He looked at me, his eyes filling with tears.
I was planning to leave this city next month. I got a job offer, and I haven't told you because I'm afraid of losing you.
Suddenly, our beautiful night felt different.
Can one honest conversation bring two people closer than ever?
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I fvcked a mother and her daughter on the same day and they ended up fighting over my cock.
It started with the daughter. Twenty-three, home from college for the weekend, already flirting hard every time I came over to help her mom with the yard. We were alone in the garage while her mom ran errands. One second she was handing me a water bottle, the next she was on her knees pulling my cock out and swallowing it like she’d been waiting weeks. I bent her over the workbench and fucked her hard and fast until I came deep inside her. She just smiled, pulled her shorts back up, and said her mom would be home soon.
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My manager creampied me and I went home to my bf who doesn't suspect a thing
I have let my manager do whatever he wants to me for the last few weeks, I tell my bf i'm staying late for extra hours at work but my manager takes me home with him and he has his way with me. I do as he commands, and he told me last night that he wouldnt be using condoms anymore. He wanted to leave his load in me before i go home to my bf with his cum soaking through my panties. He asked where my bf usually kisses me when i get home and I showed him the spot on my neck below my ear, so he pushed my head to the side and rubbed his ball sack all around that spot and told me how my bf is dating the
I walked into my neighbor's house to feed his cat and found him naked with the biggest cock I've ever seen
I feed my neighbor's cat when he travels for work.
He gave me a key months ago, I let myself in, scoop the litter, fill the bowl, leave. Simple. He's in his 40s, divorced, keeps to himself, always polite. I never thought about him sexually at all until three weeks ago.
He was supposed to be gone until Sunday. It was Saturday morning. I let myself in through the back door and walked into the kitchen and there he was, completely naked, leaning against the counter drinking coffee. He'd come back a day early. His hair was wet from a shower and water was still dripping down his chest and his cock was just... there. Hanging. Half hard. Thick and heavy and I could not stop looking at it.
We both froze. He set the mug down. I was standing there in my little pajama shorts and tank top with no bra holding a bag of cat food and staring at a grown man's dick in his own kitchen. Neither of us moved for what felt like a full minute. I could feel my nipples getting hard through my tank top and I knew he
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I walked in on my roommate touching herself and I didn’t leave. I still don’t know what that makes me.
Came home early from a cancelled class. Didn’t announce myself. Her bedroom door was cracked open and I heard her before I saw her soft, wet sounds and these tiny broken moans that went straight between my legs. I should’ve kept walking. Instead I stopped in the hallway and watched.
She was on her back in just an oversized t-shirt, knees spread, hand working between her thighs in slow circles. Eyes closed, head tilted back, completely lost in it. I stood there for a full two minutes with my heart slamming and my own pussy getting wetter by the second.
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HR: “Before this meeting goes any further, I want everyone to understand that this is a workplace, not a family court. We are here because of what happened yesterday.”
EMPLOYEE: “Then maybe you should explain why my wife’s pregnancy has suddenly become everybody’s business.”
COWORKER: “Nobody made your wife their business. You brought her into the office when you asked the entire department to sacrifice their bonuses for you.”
EMPLOYEE: “Watch how you speak to me.”
HR: “Enough. Let him finish.”
EMPLOYEE: “My wife is seven months pregnant. Her doctor has classified the pregnancy as high-risk. I’ve been paying for appointments, medication and hospital bills. I approached management privately and requested a $6,000 salary advance. I wasn’t asking for charity. I was asking for money I would work to repay.”
HR: “And management offered you a repayment arrangement.”
EMPLOYEE: “Which would take almost half my monthly salary. I have a mortgage, bills and a pregnant woman at home. How exactly am I supposed to survive?”
COWORKER: “But you had enough money to book a vacation last month?”
EMPLOYEE: “That vacation was booked before we received the medical report.”
COWORKER: “And you didn’t cancel it.”
EMPLOYEE: “Because the money was non-refundable!”
HR: “This is precisely why I called this meeting. You also sent an email to the department yesterday accusing management of discriminating against employees with pregnant wives.”
EMPLOYEE: “Because that’s exactly what you’re doing!”
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姉に「週末だけ車を貸してほしい」と頼まれた。
自分の車が修理中だと言うので、何も疑わずに貸した。月曜日に車を返してきた姉は、ガソリンまで満タンにしてくれていた。
ところが数日後、知らない女性から電話がかかってきた。
「娘さんのことですが、いつまで迎えに来ないつもりですか？」
私は意味が分からず、聞き返した。
女性は、私が毎日学校に迎えに来ると約束したのに、突然来なくなったと言った。
話を聞いているうちに、とんでもないことが分かった。
姉は私の車を使って、毎日のように自分の娘を学校へ迎えに行っていた。そして周囲には、自分ではなく私が母親だと説明していたのだ。
私はすぐに姉を問い詰めた。
最初は「ちょっとした冗談よ」と笑っていたが、やがて本当の理由を話し始めた。
姉には付き合っている男性がいて、結婚の話まで進んでいた。しかし彼は、姉に子どもがいることを知らなかった。
姉は、私が以前の恋愛で産んだ子どもを自分が育てている、という嘘をついていたらしい。
しかも彼は、私のことを実の母親だと思い込んでいた。
私は彼に連絡し、すべてを説明した。
彼はしばらく黙ったあと、こう言った。
「実は、僕も彼女に隠していることがあるんです」
私は驚いた。
彼は、姉の娘が自分の子どもではないことを最初から知っていたという。
さらに、姉が私の車を使っていることも知っていた。
彼が結婚を決める前に、姉の過去について調べていたらしい。
そして彼は最後に言った。
「あなたのお姉さんが嘘をついていることは知っていました。でも、あなたまで巻き込まれているとは思いませんでした」
結局、彼は結婚を延期した。
姉は私に「どうして黙っていてくれなかったの？」と怒鳴った。
私はただ一言だけ返した。
「あなたの秘密を守るために、私があなたの人生を生きる必要はないでしょう」
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LOKI.
Loki is one of Marvel's most loved characters, played by Tom Hiddleston. He is the god of mischief from Asgard and the adopted brother of Thor. Loki learns he was born a Frost Giant and was taken by Odin as a baby, and that discovery breaks his sense of who he is.
In Thor, he schemes to take the throne. In The Avengers, he leads an alien army against Earth and is beaten by the team. In Thor: Ragnarok, he fights beside his brother to save Asgard. In Infinity War, he tries to protect Thor from Thanos and is killed in front of him.
His story does not end there. In his own series, a version of Loki escapes with the Tesseract and is caught by the Time Variance Authority.
He learns his own future, falls in love, and finally makes a choice that changes him.
