Listen: at the Korean spa, chances are good you'll see a nude woman crying in the sauna. she might be w/ a friend or a relative or she might be by her herself. u may look at her quickly--w/ deep sympathy--but then u must look away. if u want, u can cry too. these are the rules.
Was trying to explain the meaning of a poem to my college students and finally settled on “live…mas”
damn baby are you a turkey vulture? b/c you're ugly but very helpful!!!
Turkey vultures carry stomach acid strong enough to rival battery acid, and that chemistry turns each meal into a filter for pathogens that would kill most other animals.
They are often treated as grim signs of decay. In practice they clean landscapes. Popular accounts put the pH of their gastric juice near zero, far more concentrated than human stomach acid, which is why they can eat carcasses loaded with microbes that would sicken livestock, wildlife, or people.
That acid is widely credited with knocking down organisms linked to anthrax, rabies, botulism, and cholera as the meal is digested. By removing those carcasses, the birds cut a route that disease can take through an ecosystem. Their feeding looks ugly. The sanitary work is real.
can't imagine what my therapists' notes are on me.
still passive /avoidant
reads a lot
TOO MUCH PORNOGRAPHY?????
I’m teaching at USC again this semester so i’ll be asking the students to send my screenplay to their dads 😉
My students are so much more sophisticated than i was in college. They’re all making art, and writing short films about how they can’t c*m on antidepressants and i was sleeping with frat guys who thought my name was amanda
Today my (American) friend decided to stop hooking up with a British guy who’s been stringing her along for years so happy Independence Day to my one friend
Great to be a comedian!!! Every conversation with my manager is like, hey a club called “Tee Hee Tee Hoo Hee Ha” in the outskirts of Philly wants you to come perform for two five dollar bills and a baseball card!!!! (And i come running)




