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@AndrwHouse

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Joined October 2010
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Stayed in until noon and then made straight for the (gay) beach.
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So you know they’re awful.
Max Engling for Indiana (@MaxForIndiana) profile pictureMax Engling for Indiana
@MaxForIndianaOct 31
President Trump and Vice President Vance are backing our campaign. Now, I’m asking for your vote. I’m honored to have their endorsements and ready to fight for secure elections that put American citizens first. Vote Republican Max Engling for Indiana Secretary of State on Tuesday, November 3! 🇺🇸
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There are SO MANY people on the tube in costume.
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I’m glad @BeauBayh’s platform is fantastic but even if his platform were just this headshot he’d have had my vote.
Kalshi Politics (@KalshiPolitics) profile pictureKalshi Politics
@KalshiPoliticsOct 30
RECENT HIGH: Beau Bayh has a 67% chance to win the Indiana Secretary of State race
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Is it not exhausting to be afraid of everyone and everything all the time?
Steve (@Steve_Stuck) profile pictureSteve
@Steve_StuckOct 29
If you are a conservative in Marion County Indiana and face any threats of intimidation voting this election season from the DSA, “community organizers”, non profit industrial complex disciples or other progressive supporters, you can file a complaint with the District Election Officer located at the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Indiana. If you obtain video evidence, it can be used for possible criminal conviction that leads to federal prison time.
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I can tell this will become an annual lament for me: the “trunk and treat” is a degraded, uncivilized, atomized replacement for actually going around to your neighbors’ houses and interacting with them on Halloween. Horrible development in American life.
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Eating my own shoe with a brand new iPhone duo. I am glad I waited to see it irl at the Apple Store vs preordering but I’m also happy I was able to snag one same day.
House (@AndrwHouse) profile pictureHouse@AndrwHouseSep 9
I was really looking forward to the folding iPhone but the proportions of that are heinous. For the first time since 2007 I won’t be getting the latest generation at launch.
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Taking off my sweatshirt on the treadmill is always a near death experience.
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I hate meetings and Zoom, but I do loveeeeeeee to see inside other people's houses, and for that I can find joy in any video meeting.
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I was really looking forward to the folding iPhone but the proportions of that are heinous. For the first time since 2007 I won’t be getting the latest generation at launch.
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Still very extremely annoyed at how well going to the gym and eating well works.
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Another banger by @INDOT
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This project costs $471,000,000.00 it’s taking forever and every day this entire area of town grinds to an absolute halt with traffic backed up for MILES on some of the largest (and hugest capacity) roads in the city.
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Gym at 5:30pm was a terrible mistake.
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Did you know @amazon has a super secret OTP process for some deliveries, but they don't actually tell you that in advance. They send you a secret email among all the rest of their stupid emails, with no indication that it's important or necessary.
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Just so we’re all clear I spent over an hour going back with @Xfinity @XfinitySupport on this only to discover at the end of their unwarranted sales pitch that the rep had been looking at the totally wrong account the entire time.
House (@AndrwHouse) profile pictureHouse@AndrwHouseAug 12
Hey @Xfinity @XfinitySupport the TOTALLY UNBURIED trunk line of yours that never gets marked with an 811 ticket and your field supervisor promised me would get buried “as an emergency” more than a month ago is in this rapidly rising water.
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Hey @Xfinity @XfinitySupport the TOTALLY UNBURIED trunk line of yours that never gets marked with an 811 ticket and your field supervisor promised me would get buried “as an emergency” more than a month ago is in this rapidly rising water.
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It’s nice that the intersection of 75th & Binford that @INDOT has been fucking with for two years totally floods in even a light rain now. A+ work.
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Unfortunately, the weird room at the gym has the best mirror
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Somehow getting worse. @FedExHelp @FedEx
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House (@AndrwHouse) profile pictureHouse@AndrwHouseJul 30
Hey @FedExHelp the reason they send medication via overnight is because it’s time sensitive.
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IndyStar
@indystarJul 29
Opinion: Indianapolis needs a road diet. indystar.com/story/opinion/r…
Indianapolis streets are too wide, with too many lanes | Letters

Indianapolis streets are too wide, with too many lanes | Letters

Indianapolis needs a road diet.

indystar.com
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