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Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
I noticed that Trump refuses to disavow the Muslim Brotherhood after accepting that $500 million airplane bribe.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
The spiraling Republican candidate has touted himself as a former junior tennis star on the campaign trail in Ohio, but an investigation now reveals there is no evidence he ever was one.
thedailybeast.com/magas-vile…
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Hold Markwayne Mullin, Tom Homan and Marco Rubio accountable for this mass murder. They are accessories.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
NEW: Florida AG James Uthmeier took $645,000 from a PAC tied to Leonard Leo.
Leo appears in the Epstein files 7 times.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
It would be more reassuring if David Frum, one-time star of the anti-Trump ‘resistance’, wasn’t a card-carrying anti-Muslim bigot, pro-Israel shill, and unrepentant warmonger.
It would be more reassuring if national Democrats could say:
"Everybody in Democratic leadership will combine to curb the ugliest instincts of a Senator el-Sayed. We'll vote funds to protect Jewish institutions from the antisemitic violence that el-Sayed made excuses for. We'll assign him to healthcare committees and keep him far, far away from Homeland Security. We desperately need this seat to hold the Trump administration accountable, but we're not going to lie to you and pretend the guy is anything other than what he is. That would be disrespectful and dishonest. Trump is the main issue here. You have our promise that this nomination is a one-time aberration - and that the rest of us will continue to uphold Jewish safety at home and the US-Israel alliance overseas."
Instead it's all unconvincing and insulting gaslighting - and not-so-subtle signals that if el-Sayed wins, many more Democrats will adopt his style of politics.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
When Trump bombs Iran they will retaliate by bombing Saudi Arabian oil infrastructure. If you thought gas prices were high right now just wait
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
It’s just crazy how literally nothing can break the perception that republicans are fiscally conservative. It does not matter that republicans have exploded the debt and deficit every time for the last 50 years, people still insist they’re fiscally conservative
We're back on that "8647" nonsense and Ted Cruz says "86" is in every mob movie he's ever seen and it means to "whack a guy." But a search of the scripts from the American Film Institute's 10 greatest gangster movies found 0 instances of "86" being used.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
I want you to remember when you vote.
I was in court with Epstein Survivors after he died, and they closed the case and they read their victims impact statements
One of them was a virgin and she was on the floor in Epstein’s mansion, and Maxwell had told her when he took her virginity. She had to tell him afterwards what a great lover he was, and she said she looked up on the wall and she saw the pictures of all the famous people.
There was 1700 pictures on the walls that were confiscated by the FBI. I was in the Press conference when he was arrested . They were under age what happened to those pictures
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Major Update: Hegseth, Emil Michael, and Musk Helped Russia Cripple Ukraine and Destroyed Our Most Valuable U.S. and NATO Space Asset in the Process by Turning Our Most Expensive Defense Contract Into an Early-Warning Tripwire Endangering U.S. Troops and Allies Entering Iran Round 2 $SPCX $TSLA Trillions of Dollars Burned
Earlier this week, we proved how SpaceX throttled Ukraine's air defenses (-23% hits; 2,000 European-funded counter-Shahed drones grounded) while a SpaceX Starlink alert pinned U.S.-licensed, NATO-allied radar satellite ICEYE-X36 in orbit for 40 hours.
Today, we release the rest of the orbital and RF audit. What happened during and after those 40 hours is a five-alarm national security failure:
1. The Silent ASAT Kill Over Ukraine: You do not need a missile to destroy a multi-billion-dollar U.S. and NATO reconnaissance architecture. When SpaceX's Oct 15 conjunction alert suppressed X36's avoidance burn by 96.6%, Russian inspector satellite COSMOS 2612 locked at 640 meters for 40 hours (22-25 orbits). That close hold gave Russia a 616,000x (+57.9 dB) stronger signal to capture X36's radar waveform and pulse-timing parameters - burning the asset's operational anonymity in a single weekend.
2. Inverted Into a 66-Second Gulf Tripwire: Immediately after the 40-hour hold ended on Oct 18, COSMOS 2612 maneuvered into X36's exact orbital plane trailing 502 km (66 seconds) behind it. Armed with the close-range calibration, Russia's narrowband receiver can now cue X36's pulse timing from 502 km away and alert Iranian ground jammers and mobile launchers across 22 passes over the Strait of Hormuz and 26 passes over Prince Sultan Air Base. Sister radar satellite ICEYE-X37 is now bracketed by COSMOS 2611 and 2613.
3. Entering Iran Round 2 With Empty Magazines and No Guardrails: The U.S. is preparing for Round 2 against Iran with only 3.7 to 5.5 Patriot raids of usable depth left above the global reserve floor (after holding NATO PURL Patriots meant for Ukraine). Because Iranian strikes on Bahrain knocked out forward pier reloading, U.S. Navy destroyers must steam 14-18 days round-trip to Diego Garcia to reload VLS cells - leaving warships off-station 74%-86% of the cycle. Firing Joint Staff J-5 planner LTG Brett Sylvia 24 hours before the White House Iran strike briefing removed the statutory officer (10 U.S.C. 153) who enforces global reserve limits for Taiwan and NATO.
4. What This Means for Oil and Refined Products: Administration claims that Hormuz escorts have "stabilized" energy markets are a mirage. Because the U.S. Navy lacks the VLS depth to protect all shipping, coalition escorts prioritize crude tankers (13.5 mb/d) while refined-product flows through Hormuz have collapsed by 81.2% (-2.92 mb/d). Worse, pressuring Ukraine in Oslo to pause Russian refinery strikes and easing Russian sanctions backfired: it increased Moscow's fiscal room to fund its military while Russian satellites surge passes over U.S. Gulf bases (9.8/day) - and it did nothing to fix the global diesel/gasoil and clean-freight squeeze.
Full 3-Page Institutional Audit Brief:
* Page 1: Orbital RF Compromise and the 66-Second Gulf Tripwire (June Solo Evasion vs. Oct 15-18 40-Hour Pin and Oct 30-Nov 16 CENTCOM Pass Ledger)
* Page 2: Joint Munitions Depletion (57.7x-77.8x Daily Patriot Burn; 13.8-18.0+ Destroyer VLS Magazines Expended), the 14-18 Day Diego Garcia Reload Bottleneck, and the Statutory J-5 Purge
* Page 3: Where the Readiness Deficit Prices - The -81.2% Hormuz Refined-Product Collapse, Clean Tanker Freight (TC20/TD28 = 1.51x), Prompt Gasoil Backwardation, and Why Russian Sanctions Relief Backfired (Alpha Calibration Complete | OQD Gate Locked -> No Order Fired)
Economic Framework: Craig Pirrong, Ph.D. (@streetwiseprof) | Data & Forensics: RAB (@libertylynx)
Link to full brief in reply.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
When people say Barack Obama divided this country more than anyone (or at all), what they really mean is he made a lot of racists fighting mad bc he is a brilliant, kind, charismatic, competent Black man - and not whatever made-up stereotype they want to project on Black men.
Marco Rubio pushed the Biden admin to admit some of these same Afghan immigrants he now supports deporting back to Afghanistan where they likely will be killed.
Breaking News: The Trump administration has detained dozens of Afghan immigrants in Louisiana — including relatives of those who helped the U.S. military — and plans to deport them to Afghanistan, according to U.S. officials. nyti.ms/4jPVvrw
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
Donald Trump's actions in Brazil are shameless. Some brief history:
In 2022, Brazil's Trump-aligned president, Jair Bolsonaro, lost his reelection bid. He plotted to stay in power, and his supporters stormed government buildings in the capital.
Sound familiar?
Brazil held him accountable. So what did Trump do? Hit Brazil with a 50% tariff and sanctioned Brazilian officials to pressure them into dropping the case. Brazil refused.
Bolsonaro was convicted and sentenced to over 27 years.
Then his son Flavio ran for president, promising to free his father and pardon the rioters. On Sunday, he lost by more than four million votes. Independent observers confirmed the result, and dozens of countries recognized it. But the United States did not and Trump falsely claimed fraud.
On Monday, Brazilian authorities ordered Flavio to surrender his passports in a money laundering probe. Then on Tuesday, Brazil's Supreme Court ordered police to investigate whether a donor network co-founded by Vice President JD Vance helped his campaign, which is a crime in Brazil.
That same day, Flavio fled on a private jet arranged by a White House official, and he is now in Miami with Trump's blessing.
This is all totally insane.
Will any Republicans speak up against it?
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🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk is spending over $100k for Susan Collins, sending out flyers in Maine promising she will put conservative Justices on the Supreme Court.
Collins was the deciding vote to confirm Brett Kavanaugh, which directly led to Roe v. Wade being overturned.
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
We made a promise to our Afghan allies—that after aiding & protecting our troops during the conflict in Afghanistan, America would not abandon them. This Administration is betraying that promise, deporting them to potential torture & death. nytimes.com/2026/10/30/world…
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
FINAL: SpaceX Blocked A U.S. And NATO Satellite to Assist a Russian Intercept After Crippling Ukraine's Air Defenses
New 5-page institutional brief & 60s 3D SGP4 orbital reconstruction with Craig Pirrong, Ph.D. @streetwiseprof | Data & Forensics: RAB @LibertyLynx
Pages 1-3 & 3D animation below; Pages 4-5 in Post 2; full 5-page PDF link in Post 3 🧵👇
As Craig Pirrong's counterfactual framework establishes: The Russian intercept is not the smoking gun. The failure to maneuver is.
1. The Sprinting Satellite Paradox & -96.64% Target Freeze (Page 1): Between Oct 13 and 24, 2026, Russian counterspace weapon COSMOS 2612 (68762) converted a 5-month, ~170 m/s co-planar trailing option into a 0.759 km sub-kilometer hold against U.S.-licensed radar satellite ICEYE-X36 (59103), which guides Ukraine's autonomous deep strikes on Russian oil refineries without SpaceX links, at the exact moment SpaceX throttled Ukrainian military Starshield terminals (-23.0% USF air-defense hits).
In June 2026 (with no Starlink alert), ICEYE-X36 defeated a Russian approach by dropping 0.500 km, generating 71.08 km/day secular drift (3.62 km/h in the sprint frame), exiting Russia's 3.0 km braking box in 49.7 to 60.78 minutes, blowing past Russia's 12 km or under onboard KTZ sensor in 3.31 hours, and causing a 103.7 to 118.5 km miss.
In October, as COSMOS 2612 fired a -2.2184 km (370.8x perched shock / 449.1x fit jump) burn to sprint 14.29x faster (400 km/day / 278 m/min), ICEYE-X36's evasion collapsed by 96.64% (to 16.8154 meters or less, P3 = 3.363%).
* Why? The Alert Itself Was the Weapon: SpaceX maintained a 0.401 km (0.711 km Oct 16) public GP collision alert via STARLINK-35856 (67013) despite holding internal v3/v4 forecasts 4.80x to 5.00x wider (1.925 to 2.003 km) and withholding autonomous Starlink clearance (M_Starlink = 0, W_X36 = 1, W_COSMOS = 0), legally freezing X36 under David Goldman's 2023 FCC Condition 16 (DA 23-797).
* Rational Russian exercise across a 363.7 km blind gap required ex-ante certainty of K = (E1, E2, E3). Across all 5 capability levers, SpaceX is the sole actor (N = 1): Posterior = 99.893% to 99.978% (Tier A floor; 1 in 3,748 to 17,841) and up to 99.999% (Tier B K-set).
2. Four-Way Tracker Blindness & What NRO/USSF Saw Live (Page 2):
* Public Catalogs (18th/19th SDS): Blind for 21.824 hours (363.7 km unobserved closure) on sprint (k6 to k7) and 19.385 hours on brake (k9 to k10, -382.71 km SGP4 delta).
* Russian Ground Radars (SKKP Krona/Okno): Bounded by Earth curvature at 541 km to a 22.8 degree (2,530 km) horizon cone, blind for 8 to 10 hours/day (80% to 94.5% of the orbit) with zero Americas/Pacific coverage.
* The Sole Unblinded Commercial Panopticon: Only SpaceX's Stargaze (31,000 star trackers, 40M+ daily tracks, 17M associated, 850 sightings/day, 7 to 15 min global custody / 99.73% 10-min hit rate) and sub-1-minute Space Safety portal (Appendix A & Section 4(b), with Chinese operators onboarded Oct 6 & 16) had real-time visibility across the blind gap, while NRO & USSF watch floors watched live on the classified High Accuracy Catalog (HAC / Space Fence / Vantor WorldView NEI), realizing 348 Starshield satellites in orbit (245 NRO spy satellites) sit on the same SpaceX bus.
3. Contracted Capacity Is Not Combat Availability & The 6-Way C2 Collapse (Page 3):
* Combat Output = Sensor Availability x Link Availability x Platform Availability x Permission Arriving Before Mission Window Closes (T_permission <= T_mission).
* The Two-Pronged Pincer: SpaceX weaponized FCC Condition 16 to freeze the Sensor Layer in orbit and a Commercial ToS ($500 liability cap) to blind the Transport Layer on the ground.
* 70-90 km/h Civilian Baseline vs. 4 Collapsed Alibis: Civilian Starlink in Ukraine was already capped at 70 to 90 km/h since Feb 2026 (S. Beskrestnov). The Oct 13-24 101 to 161 km/h gate hit DoD-contracted military Starshield links (-23.0% USF hits; Oct 19 Nova Vodolaha strike). Musk cycled through 4 contradicting alibis in 12 days (blaming DoD/POTUS Oct 14 -> ToS offensive loophole Oct 24 -> "sympathy for poor Russian conscripts" Oct 25 -> Russian ASAT/debris fear Oct 26), while resolving the exact same "weapon ToS" objection on U.S. LUCAS suicide drones in Iran via a 5x price hike ($5,000 to $25,000/mo)!
* COCO vs. GOGO ($8.8B+ Sign-Off Chain): Under Contractor-Owned, Contractor-Operated (COCO/OTA) deals signed off by Pete Hegseth, Stephen Feinberg, CTO Emil Michael, Lt. Gen. Philip Garrant, Gen. Michael Guetlein, Col. Ryan Frazier, Clare Hopper & NRO's Dr. Chris Scolese, taxpayers fund the satellites while SpaceX's civilian NOC retains 100% of the physical thruster and velocity kill-switches.
(Continued in Post 2: Pages 4 & 5: Statutory Breach Matrix, CTO Emil Michael's $7M-$35M OGE Clock, the $19.5B SpaceX Bailout Loop, Iran Round Two Magazine Depletion & Subpoena Schedule. Full PDF link in Post 3 👇) $SPCX $TSLA
Jake GyllanHonda retweeted
BREAKING: Iran says it will launch a preemptive strike on US and Israeli targets, and not wait for Trump to attack.
"Should signs of a hostile act by the enemy be confirmed, the Iranian Armed Forces will not wait for the aggression to begin, but will immediately determine the timing and manner of retaliation," Armed Forces Chief of Staff Abdollahi says.
It follows Mojtaba Khamenei's order today for an "immediate and geographically unrestricted response" to any US and Israeli threat.






























