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Joined August 2020
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Coinbase right now
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Just nothing but endless relentless pain
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Polymarket being hacked, Ledger supply chain compromised, just honestly hide your money under your mattress at this point it’s unironically safer.
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Reddit is getting rid of logged out browsing. They want to require everyone to be logged in to access the site. They’re claiming it’s to protect against scraping which is hilarious because the site has already been scraped. End of an era. No more googling “question + Reddit”
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Rest in peace, Captain. You are amongst the stars.
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Polymarket being hacked, Ledger supply chain compromised, just honestly hide your money under your mattress at this point it’s unironically safer.
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Today we learned that 50% of female weightlifters pee themselves during competition.
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how....how does he know...
the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
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Back in the day you could just be a dude who bought a shirt from Express and play on the global stage. You'd look out and see smiling people without cell phones who still look healthy.
This is what it sounded like to fall in love with EDM 15 years ago. On July 23, 2011 Avicii released “levels” on the main stage of TomorrowLand
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The first based thing the UK has ever done. But imagine if they did this in the US. They'd go out of business. Everyone single person would exploit this to the maximum possibility.
🚨 NEW: People with ADHD can now get a third off train tickets under Government changes to the disabled railcard to include people with neurodivergence
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They're calling it Wobblegate
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Wait are they actually doing the "If you love refugees so much why don't you have them come live with you?" Is this an actual adopt-a-refugee program?
From today, charities can apply to sponsor refugees through new, capped Named Community Sponsorship and Refugee study safe and legal routes. Sponsors will provide accommodation, integration support and help finding work. First arrivals are expected in autumn 2027.
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You can choose between the Dune fuck bucket with a vibrator, the Dune fuck bucket you enjoy with a friend, the Dune dildo shaker bottle, or…a mouse.
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Are you supposed to share the new bucket…with a friend?
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Oh my bod they added a vibrator to the fuck bucket
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The modern psyche yearns for the Malfoid
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One of the deep sadnesses we have with the current world is that many are living life on subscription and credit. Rent/Mortgage, Leased cars, Payment plans, their entire lives are partitioned into monthly payments they have to meet or everything is taken away. There is no ownership left. Many software services are locked to the cloud, you can't own them anymore. Hardware is priced so high it must be leased. This is terrifying and sad. It means in any single moment you can be dehumaned. You are a renter, borrowing your life, nothing to pass on, and when you die, it ends with you. Eventually you will borrow your body as well, bookmark this. And then once even your physical life is reliant on subscription, conditions may be created that will one day make you specifically unable to pay, and then it is over. This is not science fiction, this is extrapolated reality. You are not a slave. Love yourself.
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JUST IN: UN human rights experts condemn French police for using “excessive force” against student protesters.
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Totally normal routine tests definitely not because the critical infrastructure of the United States is under relentless attack by infinite amounts of hostile domestic and foreign AI agents.
NEW: FEMA announces a nationwide Emergency Alert System test across the United States on November 17 at 2:20 p.m. ET. The alert will interrupt TV and radio broadcasts but will not be sent to mobile phones. Officials say no action is required from the public.
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Did everyone prepare their 90 day supply of water and pop tarts?
FAA says there was a "U.S. Government Nuclear Incident" at the Savannah River site amid emergency response at U.S. Department of Energy industrial complex near Aiken, South Carolina. They add that temporary flight restrictions are In effect.
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