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Citizen journalism with a humorous flair. Following Fintech, Crypto, AI, Longevity, Politics, Memes, and whatever the current thing is.

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Replying to @nikitabier
Exactly
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Replying to @gorillapanics
Then in the words of Theo Von….
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Really need Jim Cramer to post that Crypto is dead right now PLEASE JIM FOR THE GOOD OF THE COMMUNITY
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Heading from other sources that it’s even more over than this.
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He’s worried about his shitcoins America can wait
The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) profile pictureThe Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetter3h
BREAKING: Trump has just cancelled all rallies this weekend, per NBC News. Those include his Saturday rally in Kansas, and his Sunday rally in Dubuque, Iowa, just 5 days before the midterms. Only Daytona Beach tomorrow remains, with no events announced for Monday.
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WHAT DID HE KNOW!!
trunoest (@trunoest) profile picturetrunoest
@trunoestJun 6
October 29th 2026 will mark the bottom for crypto. Bookmark this.
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Replying to @gibfather
Oof 😬
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Replying to @GodIsVoluntary
Thanks we feel way better now 😭
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FUN FACT: Today’s Binance hack is the largest robbery in human history. Current damage up to $6.1B. God help us all.
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MAMA! 😭
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Coinbase right now
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Just nothing but endless relentless pain
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Binance
Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) profile pictureAutism Capital 🧩
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Polymarket being hacked, Ledger supply chain compromised, just honestly hide your money under your mattress at this point it’s unironically safer.
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Reddit is getting rid of logged out browsing. They want to require everyone to be logged in to access the site. They’re claiming it’s to protect against scraping which is hilarious because the site has already been scraped. End of an era. No more googling “question + Reddit”
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Replying to @WilliamShatner
What is the secret to your health? How do you do it? You’re an inspiration.
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Rest in peace, Captain. You are amongst the stars.
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Polymarket being hacked, Ledger supply chain compromised, just honestly hide your money under your mattress at this point it’s unironically safer.
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Today we learned that 50% of female weightlifters pee themselves during competition.
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Replying to @frankpfeift
You did the thing 😂
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how....how does he know...
Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) profile pictureTrung Phan
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the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
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