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eyes to yourself perv

probably in twitter jail again
Joined April 2009
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Everyone reminiscing about pre-Elon Twitter:
[mandella effect] this used to be a nice place
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She dreamed of AIPAC creditors coming to collect.
here's the entirety of the seeming mental breakdown Haley Stevens just had on CNN. One of the most bizarre and incoherent political interviews I can recall. Note how she's completely unable to explain why she changed her mind from supporting Abdul El-Sayed last night to endorsing Mike Rogers today.
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future Democrats are gonna be doing this to Haley Stevens’ and her handler-fiancé’s statues 1000 years from now 😭
In China, these statues of a corrupt 11th century politician and his wife forever kneel in apology. For centuries, people have visited to curse, spit, and hit the statues
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Replying to @HaleyforMI
Haley Stevens is so bat shit crazy I’m surprised I haven’t married her.
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Only MAGA can see a vile bigot tank an election spewing racist rhetoric, attempting to advance the interests of another nation at odds with those of the nation they serve, and think, "Now, that person belongs on our team."
Q: Do you plan to reach out to Haley Stevens? Trump: Yes, to thank her. Q: Do you think she should be a member of the Republican Party? Trump: I’d love to have her. Johnson: I sent her a note.
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This must feel so reassuring for any former Stevens supporters still feeling apprehensive about having voted for El-Sayed in the primaries.
Wow — a protester yells “Haley Stevens is a traitor!” and Stevens then wraps up her news conference with Mike Rogers in a hurry
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Only in America do people see a story about a dude who’s being exploited by his employer and think “let me make that corporation exponentially richer”
Woke up in the mood for some @redbaronpizza 🙌
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you dressed up as the renovated reflecting pool?
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The look of absolute horror on my face reading this passage
Men prey on girls because they can make them their submissive dolls. Epstein wasn't an outlier. Neither is Trump is sexualizing his daughter. What the past decade has accomplished is bringing to light what is supposed to remain unspoken & treated as outlier behavior.
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WHY give the game away and alert other agents not to do this? 😭🤫
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A pedo cop used Flock to stalk a child he was sexually assaulting. Cobb County isn't using that evidence--needed to confirm the date of the assault and corroborate the victim's testimony--and are still claiming there's been ZERO cases of cops abusing access to the cameras.
A Cobb County, GA police officer used Flock to search a plate related to a child he was arrested for sexually assaulting. Multiple law enforcement agencies have ignored months of my emails and calls while this cop is not being effectively prosecuted. 🫩
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The best part
.@SenDanSullivan’s (the real one) campaign account on X has been suspended. The campaign sent us this message they received from X. Wild.
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Everybody knows holding a black baby in the eyeline of an armed cop is like waving a red flag in front of a bull. They just go fckng murder crazy.
Former college football star comes out as gay to his girlfriend before using his three-year-old son as a human shield during a shootout with police. Officers say they were called to the scene in Las Vegas and found 28-year-old Quinton Baker. He was reportedly walking down the stairs with three-year-old Kentre Baker in his arms, pointing a handgun at the child. Baker allegedly threatened to take his own life and his son's life, and officers demanded that he drop the weapon. An on-scene supervisor shouted, "Take the shot," and two officers fired. Officers say Baker fired four shots during the confrontation. Both Baker and his son Kentre were killed. It's unclear if the toddler was killed by one of the officers' bullets or by Baker. Baker played football at Western Kentucky University. The shootout came moments after he got into a fight with his girlfriend, Raneka Pate, after coming out as gay, according to the Daily Mail.
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can you believe it guys. christmas. just a week away
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If my mom dies in blackface I'm going with "sexy nurse" or "slutty nun" or literally anything but that.
Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the “Go Piss Girl” meme from lockdown 2020
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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I hate SF Halloween what do you mean you’re the vaguepost king
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I hate SF Halloween, what do you mean you're the sankey diagram from Aella's birthday gangbang
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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I love her so much. She never holds back when attempting to gross you out.
2026 HALLOWEEN Costume WINNER by Heidi Klum🔥. NOTHING BEATS this🙆‍♀️
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