Voting assistants are legally required to dance if you ask them to. They HAVE to do anything to ensure you vote. #SpreadTheWord
being a man on the internet is talking to randoms about their jerk off habits and being a woman on the internet is having randoms do this to you and people still try to tell me misogyny isn't THAT much of a problem nowadays
Without their meanings these would also be beautiful baby names
Erectile dysfunction veteran after a night of hanky panky: Thank you for your service Private Parts.
If redrick came to my door selling spoons I’d entertain him for ten minutes before respectfully declining. I’d feel bad about it too. He has that face
Reddit be like: r/HornyCockPorn is actually a subreddit about appreciating a rare subspecies of horned chicken-related poultry ☝️ 🤓
32 year old bachelor you know: do you think airports delay flights so storks with babies can fly across safely
I’m #FreeTheNip because I believe milkmen should be able to produce again without toxic masculinity stopping them.
It feels parasocial when you start getting scared of something bad happening to your oomfs. What if you’re all grok simulations this is just the grokverse
















