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Writer, nerd, D&D dork, aspiring bon vivant. Former FaBio; current curator for the BattleAxey of the Bands. ASoIaF, WoT, FFXIV, AFC Bournemouth & the LA Rams!

Orange County, California
Joined May 2009
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WE CROWN THE QUEEN! Congrats to Queen, winners of 11 straight, 0 defeats. We can now definitively say @QueenWillRock are the ultimate victors of the BattleAxey of the Bands, my 2,048-band musical tournament that spanned over 5 years. Axey out. Y'all can find me on Bluesky!
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Find the time. Make the time. Vote.
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Democrats - and to an extent Republicans; this is literally your last chance before the pitch forks and torches and guillotines come out. We warn people, and we're usually 1000% right on what we warn people about. Don't fuck this up. #Anonymous
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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He should have been Oscar nominated for Logan. Devastatingly beautiful work.
All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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This game is bonkers #RamsHouse
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Celebrating the cultures, traditions + contributions of Indigenous peoples. #IndigenousPeoplesDay
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MAGA is about to lose his farm
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"the words 'The North Remembers' are hurtful to a lot of the people I've spoken to, as is the implication that the Lannisters are in any way implicated in the Red Wedding. I don't take sides."
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Y'all voted for this..
In a hidden-camera operation, pardon brokers Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl said that for $300,000, they could help a felon get a pardon from the president. They said their services included working with influencers to advocate for his case. cbsn.ws/3VdugN7
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Happy New and Improved Royal-Royal-Sol Debut Day to all who celebrate.
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Be honest… would you guys want to see me as Kratos? 👀
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Aw yeh, @vinceayg_ came through, look at this beaut! #RamsHouse
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Rams unis making incremental improvements every few seasons. Would prefer the sol pants here, but eh. Still not 100% sold on the horned shoulders. That shit looked cool in the '70's, '80's, and '90's but today's tiny sleeves make the visual less-than impressive. #RamsHouse
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oh, you’re abominable. ( aegon ii targaryen and sunfyre + hotd house of the dragon asoiaf a song of ice and fire tg )
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glad to know racism has ended whew that's one less worry for this world
As I go to sleep, I’m thinking about how lucky I am to live in America right now. I was born in 1950. In my lifetime, I saw racism end, a man on the moon, Ronald Reagan, and the invention of ChatGPT. But that’s nothing compared to witnessing peace in Iran. Thank you, Donald.
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