‼️BREAKING: Erika Kirk Announces $25,000 A Seat UVU “Anniversary Speech” That Bibi Netanyahu Is Scheduled To Attend. 👀 @MrsErikaKirk has announced a $25,000-a-ticket “Kirk anniversary speech” on the Utah Valley University courtyard where Charlie was killed almost one year ago. The pitch is under the guise of a memorial, however the real reason is that Erika found an ancient Vatican vault spell — originally used, we are told, in the resurrection of Jesus — and that if she stands in the exact spot, gathers the rifle, the bullet, his favorite child, and a Palestinian flag, and recites the magic words, Charlie might walk back onstage. The grief-industrial complex is not even hiding the merch table anymore. That is not mourning. That is a product launch with holy water and a price list. On September 10th the same UVU courtyard will be transformed into a ticketed séance, and Benjamin Netanyahu has reportedly RSVP’d to attend just to “make sure things go smoothly” and to be first in line for front row seats. That way just incase his dear friend does comes back, he will be there to kill him again. Charlie debated in the open and never charged twenty-five grand to watch him do it. If this is how Turning Point 2.0 honors the anniversary — paid seats, a resurrection spell, and Bibi on standby — then the joke is writing itself. The courtyard is not a stage for necromancy. It is a crime scene. Treat this satire like a warning label: they will sell you anything before they will sit down and answer what happened on September 10th. From: @thebullsnose FOLLOW Him!