Yorkshire photographer: lifestyle, editorial & commercial portraits. Writer & filmmaker. Love a good narrative in film, literature, music, sport & life.
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There are 4 seasons in the UK:
- Hot cross buns season
- Missing hot cross buns and waiting for mince pies season
- Mince pies season
- Missing mince pies and waiting for hot cross buns season
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I’d like to add that I hate their blurb: “From the mind of Edgar Wright.” The show was written by its stars, Simon Pegg and Jessica Hynes. The fact that Jess, the show’s co-creator, is barely even mentioned is a clear indication of how little they know or care about the show.
Well that’s the scariest ride gone. 👀
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
Minute Cryptic - 2 November, 2026
"The spun-around unlimited sign!" (5)
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Minute Cryptic - 1 November, 2026
"Doomscrolling has become a state of mind" (4)
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This thread completely misunderstands the basic fundamentals of perspective. It’s not the focal length of the lens - it’s the distance from camera to the subject. Take a portrait with a 20mm + 200mm lenses, crop the former to match the latter + you will see the same perspective.
The myth that wide-angle lens are unflattering for portraits stems from the fact that you can’t shoot as close to your subject with telephoto lenses as you can wide-angles so you don’t see the comparison - the truth is that standing too close to you subject can be unflattering.
Minute Cryptic - 31 October, 2026
"Old snob rattled and shook tin for a bank deposit?" (5)
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Conceded a soft goal in the first five minutes then looked completely comfortable after that until Duff completely shat the bed at half-time. No need to do anything different and yet he decides to change the system. Can’t think of the last time we self-destructed so badly. #BCAFC
Genuinely surprised by Cartwright starting. Would have thought Duff would have used him at some point against P’boro if that was his thinking. 🤷🏻♂️ #BCAFC
Says a lot more about him than it does Patrick Stewart. #TwatAlert 🚨
Disappointing frustrating World Cup for England. The format hasn’t helped but going into the tournament undercooked is what really did for us. 🏉
Minute Cryptic - 29 October, 2026
"Pretty far-fetched information" (4)
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When I was Media Manager for London Knights Ice Hockey in the early 2000s I fought the CEO who wanted to run a Miss London Knights competition on the grounds that it was horrendously outdated. The CEO was a woman, Joan Hill, who had been CEO at Cardiff City.
After Fleetwood fans having seen our celebrations after Sarcevic 90+6 I’m happy for them that they have had their own moment to go down in their folklore. The Pugwash theme makes it pure cinema. 😂 #BCAFC
Brain dead cricket from Sam Curran - should have taken the bails off straight away. Not as brain dead as the running that caused the run out though. 🏏
Minute Cryptic - 27 October, 2026
"New friends are keepers, as they say" (7)
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