Keith Talentless (@KeithTalentless) profile picture

Barman. At a better pub than you drink in.

Preston, England
Joined April 2026
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Someone left a hat at work. Ngl if it isn't claimed within a couple of days I'm having it
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Replying to @RespectIsVital
Alex said:
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Today, David Walliams lost his bid for a permanent anonymity order at the High Court in London. However, a temporary anonymity order remains applicable to those in England & Wales pending appeal. He wished to prevent being named in a media sexual misconduct investigation.
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The sheer EASE with which he carried himself. So confident in his own skin. An actual man.
When Obama was casting his ballot for the 2014 midterms, a man jokingly told the president not to touch his girlfriend, who was voting next to him. Obama then casually roasted the man until he finished voting.😂
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"I really, REALLY like wanking, and if a few women die then that is the hill I will wank on"
I'll proudly defend sexual freedom and freedom of expression in any context
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Yeah, it's not the glasses she was mocking mate, it's the FUCKING RUBBER SEX DOG MASK
Replying to @jk_rowling
Awww, my glasses are cute and attacking me for my need to see is not quite the flex you think it is. You however have plenty of cracks in the veneer. Wealth, power, social clout, and a distinctly malicious ignorance of your own followers and comment threads can’t buy a human souls that’s for sure. This comment thread certainly won’t pass the smell test but they don’t make you look good either.
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I wonder if The Times did this on purpose? 🤔
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Amazing stuff
Ahead of what will clearly be a coordinated assault on Zack Polanski - some basic facts. 1 - Yes, Polanski's own net approval ratings have dipped sharply in recent months. This is primarily the result of more people becoming aware of him and forming an opinion. His actual approval ratings have been remarkably steady and, at 19%, he remains considerably more popular than his party. 2 - By comparison Adrian Ramsay's approval rating when he was co-leader in June 2025 was 5%. 81% had either never heard of them or had never bothered to form an opinion. His fellow co-leader Carla Denyer was only marginally better on 9%. 3 - Reportedly 18,000 members have left in recent months. But this is in the context of an unprecedented surge in membership which took the party from 70k to close to quarter of a million members after Polanski became leader. 4 - The party now has more than 1300 local councillors, compared to less than 900 when Polanski became leader. 5 - Yes, the Greens have dipped in the polls recently. But even now they are at the same level they were when he became leader. And they are primarily victims of their own success having obliged the Labour Party to ditch Starmer - a level of influence the Greens could previously only dream of. 6 - The Zionism is racism motion is held up as having done huge damage to the party. An Opinium poll showed 56% of Green Party members supported it - and just 13% opposed it. A clear majority among all voters under 34 who expressed an opinion supported it. By any logical criteria, if your aim is for the Greens to become Britain's first genuinely radical, mass political party, capable of holding the balance of power in parliament, it makes no sense whatsoever to get rid of Polanski. It makes sense only if that is precisely what you don't want to happen. thetimes.com/uk/politics/art…
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The French police have just illegally stopped me and my friends, despite us holding press credentials and working as bona fide journalists. They’ve also seized my gas mask, which I believe is an attempt to obstruct our ability to report freely. So much for freedom of the press.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Face coverings are prohibited during French demonstrations even on Halloween. Police recognise only official CCIJP journalist cards which facilitate access during protests. The gas mask was seized under this rule. ccijp.fr/la-carte-de-pr… tf1info.fr/justice-faits-… telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
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SHE WAS BORNE BACK CEASELESSLY INTO THE PAST YOU SICK FUCK
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Just called out one of the most egregious cases of stolen valor I’ve ever seen. Uniform all fucked up, hair WAY out of regulation, and completely the wrong age range. And the NERVE to ask me for candy? Get the fuck out of here, child. No way you ever served in the 82nd Airborne.
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Be interesting to know who Acaster's charity was, becuase he clearly couldn't give a fuck about them #Traitors
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"I guess you could say, we're on a nuclear-powered...BIG BUS"
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A good-hearted but incompetent financial services professional tries to top himself, and fails.
Poorly explain your favorite movie to me without telling me the title. I want to see if I can guess the film. I need a mid-week chuckle.
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Esther Rantzen’s daughter telling bare faced lies about why Assisted Dying isn’t law on Jeremy Vine. Said the vote was timed to ensure key MPs were in Ukraine. No mention of principled objections. Pure conspiracy theory. Claimed her mother never centred herself in her campaigning. This kind of deception pollutes our politics.
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This couldn't be more obviously mad if she'd written it on a wall using her own shit.
Every one of my Spanish friends believes that Israel caused the train crash so the far right will win the elections.
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Oh btw new followers - if you're Restore or Reform, fuck off, there's a good little idiot. I wouldn't piss on you if you were allergic to piss. Fuck off until you can't fuck off any further, then come back, then fuck off again, you shitty little wastes of skin, you oxygen thieves
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