I'd like to start a movement for people who feel they have been affected by listening to bad music. I call it #U2
Has anyone got a charger for a Sony Ericsson?
Best bloody £40 I've ever spent.
#alanpartridge #imalanpartridge #fop #castrolgtx #tonyhayresisdead
@FansOfPartridge @SteveCooogan
I mean at the end of the day.. it's just a fucking chocolate log innit.
@marksandspencer
@AldiUK #ColinvsCuthbert #TeamAldi
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Anyone else think AstraZeneca sounds like a new ride at @altontowers ?
"How safe is it?.."
"Let's just say it's government approved!"
#vaccine #AstraZeneca #altontowers
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Would anyone like a drum & bass version of the Hanford Parish Council meeting that I made?
Feel free to share
#parishmeeting #drumandbass
youtu.be/xgov6pqtUuU
You know you have a food addiction when you pop into Lush for a snack.
#lush
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You'd think Common and Logic collaborating on a record together would make absolute sense.
#common #logic #rap #Lockdown3 #jokes
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Basil Jamm retweeted
Christmas 2020.
When the sound of children's laughter and people singing is enough to warrant a call to the police.
Merry Xmas
#ChristmasEve
Basil Jamm retweeted
What shocks me most about Tom Cruise shouting at crew members.
Is that they're making a Mission Impossible 7.
Trump hasn't tweeted for at least 2 hours! Something must be up 🤔
@realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden
#Election2020
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"COUNT EVERY VOTE!"
"COUNT EVERY VOTE!"
.."WE ARE AND IT'S COMING UP BIDEN!"
"WE ARE AND IT'S COMING UP BIDEN!"
#USAelection2020 #Biden2020 #CountEveryVote
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British government: "Lockdown starts today"
British public: "Ok, well you go ahead and do that and I'm popping out for a bit"
#Lockdown2 #2ndLockdown #lockdownUK
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Basil Jamm retweeted
We're at extra spicy but everyone's acting like they're eating lemon and herb.
#freeRefils #SundayThoughts
Basil Jamm retweeted
Guitars are just slutty violins
#hottakes
Support live comedy so I can say words, pull faces and buy more outlandish attire 🙏
Sign the open letter to stop comedy being forgotten by government arts funding: savelivecomedy.co.uk
It's time to #SaveLiveComedy
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