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Steadily growing my brand with one new follower a year. Capsule range of leggings that "hold everything in wonderfully" according to My Weekly.

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Joined February 2009
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Sorry for another smug middle aged #topical post, but ...
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Grok word salad for lunch 😋🥗
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Betty Utility retweeted
Have you considered cancelling Netflix, cutting down on lattes and ditching the avocado on toast? According to one noteable MP, you can get by on 30p per day. That is the advice given by members of the previous government to tenants who could not afford rent. Give it a go.
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Much to discuss. Goodnight.
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Made a snap judgement when I thought this was film producer David Puttnam (85). "Better an old man's darling than a young man's fool! U go girl! 😘" I said.
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Did someone say ... beveragino?
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Incredible community note
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Google tells me that this *is* (?) the young Patrick Stewart looking as if his stepping stone to fame was being one of the topless blokes in the 1990s CK One adverts.
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The Tommy Robinson Gurns For Britain calendar 2027 will be available online in the next few days with proceeds going to our boy's justice fund 🫶🙏🇬🇧
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The Tommy Robinson Gurns For Britain calendar 2027 will be available online in the next few days with proceeds going to our boy's justice fund 🫶🙏🇬🇧
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Have you ever wasted time on this unimportant activity? If so, you could be a loser 😵‍💫
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*Sits on porch on rocking chair* In later years my dad started to eat gherkins by the score. Big jars full of bits of pepper, seeds and fronds of herb. They looked very Undersea World Of Jacques Cousteau. Probably felt nostalgia for his East European roots.
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Harry Kane's memoir is going to be rush released in time for Christmas. It's called The Moon's A Ballon d'Or.
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We all need to make a stand. I took a shine to some yellow and brown t-bar platforms in the window of Dolcis but was barred from entering the shop by a surly teenage assistant because I was wearing a poppy! I will never darken their door again.
UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere! C&A Our Price Little Chef Happy Eater Mister Byrite Debenhams Berni Inn Abbey National BHS Allders The Link Comet Allied Carpets Do It All Madhouse Index Safeway Gateway Dan-Air Keddies Gateway Ratners Alliance and Leicester Gamestation Dixons Phones4U Rumbelows Bejam Monarch Netto Thomas Cook Littlewoods Bradford and Bingley Texas Homecare Somerfield Barratts Tandy Courts JJB Sports Radio Rentals Virgin Megastores Woolworths
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Nightmare blunt rotation
Today at Southwark Crown Court, Chris Brown, Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson are all appearing in court.
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Except he didn't ban people for wearing poppies. This is a narrtive being perpetuated by the right during #PoppyRage season to try and disguise the fact that, while you bleat "Lest we forget" once a year, your support for fascists demonstrates you have very much forgotten. #LestWeForget
The lad who manages that Weatherspoon pub “The Star” in Gosport, and who banned people wearing poppies is sadly typical of so many others. The product of woke politicians, media, police and teachers who have indoctrinated him and so many others to lose sight of the fact that some things are above politics, contribute to who we are, represent our values, and must be protected. They have been taught that those who choose to take offence at things like the poppy have a right to be offended, and that the rest of us who say “Tough, it’s ours, it is important and we will never give in are the problem. No. We are not. The poppy is not political. The poppy is a unifying symbol of national Remembrance and if you don’t like it, damn well lump it. You are not a part of this, my nation. 🇬🇧🌺 Courage and Honour stand where Heroes fall.
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