fat comedian
Los Angeles, Ca
Joined April 2009
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New episode of Horned Up with me and @BigHern is out now wherever you watch and listen.
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Annoying how they sell bags of candy in 24 pieces, but packs of razor blades are 18!
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Boomers in their 20s: I have a job and I am having so much fun
Gen X in their 20s: I have a job and I am having a bad time
Millennials in their 20s: I can’t get a job and I am having so much fun
Gen Z in their 20s: I can’t get a job and I am having a bad time
Steve Hernandez retweeted
Time's up, boys. New episode of Horned Up with me and @BigHern is out now wherever you watch and listen!
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The Arc of the Universe Is Long, But It Bends Toward Justice
Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) apologizes for past beatboxing
stereogum.com/2513760/justin…
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A fun audition story:
When I first moved to LA, I was auditioning for the same role as Sebastian Maniscalco for a NBC show. When I walked in, I had never met him before, but he instantly handed me fifty cents to feed the meter on his car and I was too nervous to say no. HOLLYWOOD
Steve Hernandez retweeted
New episode of Horned Up with me and @BigHern is out now!
Steve Hernandez retweeted
I'm so impressed that the anonymous Elephant Graveyard managed to both do the dance people paid to see, while also making a video lamenting the fact that he has to do it at all.
this might be his best yet.
youtube.com/watch?v=wn9pQb4u…
Steve Hernandez retweeted
Started a podcast with the big man @BigHern. Get after it where you get after stuff. Link in profile!
When people get tattoos on their back, are they thinking “Oh Hell yeah, that’s gonna look DOPE to whoever’s fucking me!”
Steve Hernandez retweeted
Manchester by the Sea Watch party at my crib tonight. Look at the shared Google doc to make sure you don’t bring the same type of Doritios as another guy.
