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Joined March 2015
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My lunch accidentally falling out of my masculine pocket at work
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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This is some crackhead shit lol
Facebook Marketplace isn't a real place. I'm just trying to sell a desk.
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i like nigerians gan. if we were israelites, we would have found a way to adapt to the wilderness
Nepa, bye for now👍
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The entire Abuja is going to be too hot for Tinubu and his boys. They are leaving that Aso Rock whether they like it or not.
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One day you’re celebrating someone, the next, you’re taking their plaque off the wall for no reason. Yesterday some “hit piece” came out claiming he cloaks his arrogance cos the guy supported small businesses and discreetly tipped waiters $1k. People ask why I can seem unfriendly, but just look around you. How can you not be wary of people almost to the point of paranoia?
The Denny's where Jensen Huang founded Nvidia in 1993 has removed their sign honoring his achievement.
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It’s ok to tell your kid they’re not good at something
Am I the only one finding it difficult to understand North West’s lyrics? 🤣 Can someone please explain what she’s saying?..
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This has always been my stand with the APC, always mentioning inputs, never outputs. He raised the budget of the armed forces, has that reduced kidnappings and criminal activity? The data says NO. He increased minimum wage. Did is pull more people out of poverty? Data says NO.
“One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” — Milton Friedman
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if you save ₦1 everyday for 30yrs you will have $8
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Let me not lie to you, your money is gone 😢 But you can get back 2m from NDIC sha One thing you all must learn is that, never put your money in anything advertised by influencers on this app, especially that idiot called Aproko doctor Always do your own due diligence.
Nigerians, please come to my aid! repost if you come across this . @theravenpay, also known as Raven Bank, has left me unable to access my funds, amounting to over ₦17 million. After @Aprokodoctor publicly encouraged people to invest with Raven, which I did, now that i decided to liquidate my fixed deposit with the Raven bank. That was when my ordeal began. I have been unable to withdraw my money. Initially, every transfer attempt returned the error: “Transfer failed, please try again later.” Then for months they claimed to be doing maintenance. Now, the app says I have “no spendable balance.” I have also been trying to get a meeting with Raven Bank’s CEO, Uchenna Nnodim, but my scheduled meetings keep getting postponed from one month to another. @Aprokodoctor, you made a video encouraging people to invest with this bank. I am asking you to help amplify my complaint and get answers. All I want is access to my money. Over ₦17 million is at stake, and I cannot afford to lose it. Even if Raven claims to have no money, atleast let them release part of the money to me. Nigerians, please exercise caution before entrusting your money to any financial institution. If this can happen to me, it could happen to anyone. @theravenpay, I need answers, and I need access to my funds.
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"this is called money" solid response 10/10
this would be me if i ever get rich😭😭😭
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e dey come your hood next month 😭😂
.@youngthug you a 🐀. don't let me catch you in my hood lil bro
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Drone shows, billboards on every corner, sharing packages, sharing money, paying celebrities, floating billboard , paying influencers ….. Honestly wouldn’t it be cheaper to just provide good governance.
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They will gaslight you. You will not let yourself be gaslit.
FCT Minister Nyesom Wike blasts Peter Obi for singing the old national anthem, saying the NDC presidential candidate has a plan to divide Nigeria. Wike said: The man disobeyed the national anthem and was singing a different anthem. What this man wants to do in this country is almost there. He wants to create out his own. A whole national anthem of a country is being sung. A man who wants to be President of Nigeria would disobey and sit down. And then not only that, when a different national anthem that is not being used for Nigeria was sung, he stood up. In a way, he does not belong to this country. In a way, he has said he does not belong to this country and that if you give him the president, he would do a different thing that will divide Nigeria.
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i swear this guy is not even fit to be an estate security guard 😭
“Peter Obi went to a particular school here in Edo State to donate money, and he went there with thūgs.....” — Edo State Governor, Monday Okpebholo, accuses NDC presidential candidate, Mr Peter Obi.
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Ah! Official handle?
You are the disgrace and no-one else. Outside of that your insolence and ignorance knows no bounds. You are bringing your nation into disrepute and willfully and purposely burning the bridge of peace and reconciliation. That is a matter of concern to us. The only thing that is inappropriate is the shameful way that you and your team behaved. A few months ago you, as spokesman to the President of the Republic of South Africa, described our President and the President of Ghana, as peddlers of fake news after they expressed their deep and legitimate concerns about Afrophobia and Xenophobia in your country. We let that one go and ignored you. Today you are calling our newly-accredited Ambassador to your country a liar as well barely a few hours after he presented his letters of credence. You also claim that he has disgraced our country simply because he complained to your President about a slight which your media team subjected him and our nation to. Did you really expect him to simply stomach your ill manners and keep quiet? If so you have misunderstood the character and nature of the Nigerian. We cannot be easily cowed. I really do wonder when this provocative and undiplomatic behaviour, which always emantes from your office and person, will stop? Why can't you leave this matter for the diplomats to resolve rather than attempting to add fuel to fire? We urge you to exercise caution and tread the path of peace and reconciliation which is what we earnestly desire. Yet if truth be told you are the liar and no-one else. Many witnessed what happened at the accreditation ceremony in disgust including the newly-accredited Ambassadors of other nations. We also have the full video clip of the proceedings after the pictures were taken which, if and when we are given the go-ahead to do so, we shall release. Thankfully your President had the decency and prescence of mind to put out the fire and direct you and your state broadcaster to do the right thing. He literally saved the day. To us this matter is closed but if you wish to escalate it you are welcome to do so and we are up to the task. A word is enough for the wise. Have a great day.
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Told my 5 year old cousin let’s play a game who can be quiet the longest after literally 30 seconds she said “you win! Let me teach you a song😃” 😭😭🕊️
Raising a yapper is hard. I never wanna dim his light but boy please it’s 7AM.
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Crieeen. Check the CS. The standard is in the gutter. 😭
Peller has fooled a lot of Nigerians into believing that he cannot speak English fluently for years, and many people have even mocked him because of it. Now you can see that he can actually communicate fluently in English. He has simply been playing on your intelligence all this while. 😂
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I’m in the airport crying
Un luchador de UFC pidió la canción del juego Halo para su entrada y la organización se equivocó y le pusieron Halo de Beyonce 😭
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“I was a brand ambassador for @theravenpay until 2024.” But you were still tagging and promoting them in 2025.
I have been tagged repeatedly by @theravenpay customers who cannot access their funds. This statement sets out my position clearly, and it will remain pinned as my full and final response on the matter. I was a brand ambassador for @theravenpay until 2024. During that period I used the app myself, and every recommendation I made reflected my genuine experience at the time. That ambassadorship has ended, and I have no current relationship with Raven. I am not an owner, shareholder, employee or representative of the company. I have no access to customer accounts and no authority over any withdrawal. When I recommend a product, I am giving my honest view of it at the time I recommend it. That recommendation cannot guarantee how a company will behave years later, and it does not make me responsible for a business I do not run. Many people reach out to me only after their complaints to @theravenpay have gone unanswered. Customers are right to demand access to their money, and responding to them is @theravenpay duty. I call on @theravenpay to respond to every affected customer and to give a clear timeline for the release of their funds. If you are affected, please send @theravenpay a written complaint and keep your reference number and evidence. If it is not resolved, please escalate it to the Central Bank of Nigeria’s @cenbank Consumer Protection Department at [email protected]. These are the bodies with the power to act. Thank you and goodnight! Dr Chinonso Egemba
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Veneers only look good in pictures, tbh. They look quite unnatural and uncanny irl. 😭
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Quand tu te fais gauler par ton daron 🤣🤣🤣
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