
5'6, sickest falco the north has ever seen, tap jump degen, morbidly a beast, he/him, 0161 x CA$HOUT @westersbutworse
Manchester, England
Joined September 2018
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this is the shit I see @BigWesters pouring into his Corona
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It is absolutely mental to ban consensual pornography, with a sentence of up to 2 years for possession, just because it involves some BDSM that the landed gentry find distasteful.
Who's ready for a truth nuke? There are only SEVEN positive EV characters in Melee:
Fox, Peach, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Sheik, & Icies
You are losing at the Character Select Screen.
Data comes from 200k Melee tournament sets. More here (luckystats.gg/insights) 🧵👇
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can you even imagine the amount of charlie kirks walking around on halloween in a few days... while the barrier between the mortal and spirit worlds is at its thinnest perhaps he might even join us for some ghoulish tricks
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so glad i didnt turn out like those fat guys who lose a bunch of weight and become evil. i was evil when i was fat too
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heh. maybe this is my grown man meat #PenisPositivity
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying












































