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🇬🇧 2017 survivor. Stack BTC, it’s running out. Easy to buy. Hard to hold. Sep 26 - low lev longing in major narratives

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Joined August 2018
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BitcoinerBaby retweeted
If I had to live off ONE setup for the rest of my life, this would be it. It gives me $1–3k days on repeat with just 10–15 minutes of work. It's the exact setup I've used to hit $30k/month Here’s how you trade the cloud flip:
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BitcoinerBaby retweeted
This is quite simply brilliant.
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Bitcoin has been telling us the colour of the weekly candle three days before it closes. I tested a Thursday pattern with a 96% success rate across nine years of Bitcoin data. Every Monday, Bitcoin opens at a new weekly price. If by Thursday close the highest price of the entire week has not traded more than 0.25% above Monday’s opening price, the week closes red. This has happened 24 times since 2017. 23 out of 24 closed red. The median weekly return was -4.3%, the average was -6.8% and the largest decline was -27.8%. The only failure happened in May 2019. Since then, the pattern has triggered another 19 times with 19 red weekly closes and zero failures. And this is not the result of one perfectly chosen threshold: Within 0.25%: 23/24 red Within 0.50%: 38/41 red Within 1.00%: 77/85 red The logic is very simple. If buyers cannot push Bitcoin even one quarter of a percent above the weekly open in four full days, they are not controlling that week. Every Thursday, save Monday’s open and check the weekly high. Bookmark this and use it every Thursday.
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BitcoinerBaby retweeted
THIS IS F**KING INSANE $2,400 for just 100k views? This 24-year-old runs a kids YouTube animation channel from his bedroom. No animators. Can’t even draw. He screenshots a popular nursery rhyme channel, pastes it into Claude with Higgsfield connected, and hits enter. A few minutes later he has a fully rendered 3D video ready to upload. Kids channels pay $5,000–$12,000 per 100k views. A real studio spends $75k and two months for the same three minutes of content. He spends $0 and does it while making coffee. → Find a top nursery rhyme channel → Screenshot the feed → Paste into Claude + Higgsfield → One prompt → full animated short → Upload and repeat The kids don’t care. The parents just want quiet. The algorithm treats it like a Pixar short. Bookmark this. Full breakdown below.
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BitcoinerBaby retweeted
Ok, this guy just LEAKED the EASIEST method to make money in 2026 Claude Code + YouTube = $62,000/month Nothing complicated (just 13 minutes). Ready for you to replicate from home. 🔖 Save it, you won't see it again.
una chica de 17 años factura 7.800$ a la semana. solo con Google Maps + Claude. no ha hecho una web en su vida. me reí. me enseñó su stripe. me quedé callado. lo único que hace: → abre google maps → busca "tacos filadelfia" → elige uno de 4,7 estrellas → con web de 2013 → copia sus datos → los pega en un constructor → sitio listo en 20 min hace 6 meses ganaba 9$/h en mcdonald's. el uniforme todavía cuelga en su armario envía la web terminada, con el nombre del negocio ya puesto, y se va a dormir el dueño de la taquería abre el link. se lo enseña a su hija. "¿esto somos nosotros?" paga 4.800$ esa misma noche. "¿esto va en serio? ¿cuánto cobras?" así fue su martes. mes 1: 800$ mes 2: 4.100$ la semana pasada: 10.400$ una agencia web pediría 14.500$, cuatro personas y seis semanas. ella: → 0$ de inversión → trabaja sola → 20 min por cliente su padre sigue creyendo que trabaja en mcdonald's. este es el mismo sistema, pero escalado: una máquina de captación b2b de 10k$/mes con la misma lógica, sin llamadas en frío ni anuncios ↓ guárdalo. no lo vas a volver a ver tan claro.
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BitcoinerBaby retweeted
This is f*cking dangerous You can actually use Grok Bot to spot REAL insider trading with a single prompt... Paste this into Grok Bot. It will set up all the necessary connections. It will probably change your life:
if you want to build an AI trading system from scratch, start with this article you will end up with real market data, real backtests and a bot that trades for you 24/7
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BitcoinerBaby retweeted
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASK CHATGPT TO FIND EVERY PHOTO OF YOU ON THE INTERNET? I tried it. It found me in photos I didn't know existed. Here are the 3 prompts:
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OVERTRADING October 10, 2025 i had what would become the single biggest one-day loss of my career i lost eight figures in minutes due to systemic failures on the biggest CEXs, and to this day, no one has taken accountability for what happened my losses made headlines and became one of the biggest stories to come out of that day but what many people don't know is what happened in the weeks and months that followed i lost several million more and i did it by making one of the biggest mistakes traders like me tend to make: OVERTRADING in hindsight, i would have been far better off shutting everything down for the next few months or even quarters i probably would have become a much better trader if i had simply stayed away from the computer for at least six months but a part of me was desperate for action a part of me wanted to make it all back a part of me wanted to prove that i still had what it takes and that i would get back on my feet i wanted to 'work' and sitting back, doing nothing, and staying away from the computer for a prolonged period didn't feel like work except that, for a trader, being AFK can sometimes be the most important work you do one of the biggest mistakes i made — and that many traders make — is assuming that skill, experience, and process are enough to consistently outperform the market they aren't believe it or not, successful trading is often a combination of skill, favorable market conditions, timing, and luck as a Christian, i attribute the 'luck' component to GOD's blessings and favor rather than sheer luck but the underlying principle remains the same: our biggest wins often come from combining a solid process with being in the right place at the right time sometimes, that means catching a single exceptional trade other times, it means being positioned during a streak of opportunities that emerge in quick succession because market conditions are overwhelmingly in your favor for example, you could have been a memecoin god simply by being active in the market during the explosive memecoin era of 2021, which produced $DOGE, $SHIB, $FLOKI, and several other billion-dollar runners many traders made life-changing money during that period but the same sophisticated processes that helped some of us make 7, 8, or even 9 figures during the bull market would have failed miserably in the bear market that followed in 2022 the same principle applies to the 2024–early 2025 era, which produced several multibillion-dollar runners like $WIF, $POPCAT, and $FARTCOIN and then the prolonged dearth of opportunities after $TRUMP leading to 10/10 and the almost one-year period following the point is simple: the edge that makes you money in one market environment won't necessarily make you money in another and one of the most important skills you can develop as a trader is recognizing when your edge is no longer there sometimes, the best trade is no trade at all sometimes, the smartest thing you can do is take a bow, step away, and wait for the next opportunity even if only temporarily it's almost impossible to consistently beat the market over a sufficiently long timeframe but as crypto traders, we have one significant advantage: we don't need to outperform the market every single day, week, or month to generate exceptional returns historically, crypto's bull phases have tended to occupy a disproportionate share of the cycle, with bear phases accounting for a smaller portion using one historical framework, the bull phase averages approximately 1,060 days, or 74% of the cycle, while the bear phase averages around 380 days, or 26% but if your definition of a bull run is narrower — i.e. a period of explosive momentum when $BTC trades above its 200-day moving average and much of the cycle's biggest price action occurs — then the window becomes significantly shorter under that framework, we're talking about approximately 237 days, or around 16% of the cycle these figures are estimates based on particular definitions of market phases, not universal constants but the broader lesson remains: you don't need to trade every market. you need to recognize the windows when your edge is strongest and capitalize on them for the rest of the time, there's nothing wrong with stepping away entirely or trading only with a tiny fraction of your portfolio that you can comfortably afford to lose preserving your capital, your mental clarity, and your ability to recognize the next major opportunity is far more important than forcing trades in unfavorable conditions because the goal isn't to be active all the time the goal is to be positioned when it matters most and to have the discipline to do nothing when it doesn't to conclude, i only wish i had followed this advice myself hopefully, i'll do a better job of applying it going forward, GOD WILLING
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For those of you who thought the visit from a Bedford Borough Council official to investigate our daughter Zoe’s (age 12) pretend teddy bear cafe was too ridiculous to be real, here is the arrival of official. This is totally legit. She really did show up at our property to investigate the illegal teddy bears having their coffee🧸🧸☕️☕️
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BitcoinerBaby retweeted
Congratulations, altcoin holders… We’ve been waiting 4 years for this breakout. It’s almost time.
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