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Carolina Elena Main. Fighting/Retro/Indie/Sports Gamer, Host of Hi Score Haven Podcast, Tekken Tuesday Grand Prix

Charlotte, NC
Joined June 2017
Kinda tired of all the divisive shit, I just wanna see some video gaming discourse and the occasional titty. Is that asking to much, X?
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Few reasons: 1. Condoms suffocate your dick and impede blood flow. 2. It's too dry in a condom, dryness is a boner killer. 3. Mentally the idea is repulsive -- the girl is asking there to be a barrier between you and her, is she disgusted by you? – at Barcelona, Spain
Why do men's dick go soft when they're putting on a condom?
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vegas is proof that the literal fucking mob understands consumer discretionary economics better than private equity dorks.
Downtown Las Vegas is dying💀 The hotels are half empty. Table game wagering was down 30% in August.
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Marrying a virgin ISN'T the cheat code you guys think it is. Trust me, a virgin is plenty capable of being nasty both at home and in a court of law. Add asexuality and frigidity to boot. Ain't no "lower probability" either -- that's pseudoscience that men tell themselves to comfort themselves. You'd be surprised how poor the correlation is between a woman's body count and the pleasantness of her personality. Take my (and other experienced guys') word on this: THERE'S LITTLE TO NO CORRELATION. When the anecdotes keep contradicting the "hard data," you should trust the anecdotes. Period. Sadly only legit experienced guys will have direct first-hand access to these anecdotes; the rest of you only have 2nd-hand data to go off on. This is why so many guys with high body counts (like myself and @AcctPogo) keep calling out the Red Pill. It's because we know, from direct first-hand experience, the Red Pill is at best exaggerated and at worst just wrong. The fact is marriage is a bad decision, even if she's a virgin. This is what most guys don't want to accept. I can't believe it's 2026, and men are still using marriage/betabuxxing as a sexual strategy. 🤦 – at Barcelona, Spain
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Ngl, this tourney could go a lot of different ways for me, I could over overcome some bracket demons and go on a hell of a run, or expediously go 0-2. We'll find out Saturday.....
🌴🔥 BACK 2 BASICS! IS THIS SATURDAY! 🔥🌴 WE GOT A STACKED #streetfighter3s BRACKET SC,NC,GA Coming together under one roof! Location: Pangaea Brew (115 Welborn St Ste A, Greenville, SC 29601, USA) Date: 9.19.2026 @ 12:00PM Start.gg/back2basic
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This is a question we should ask ourselves before getting into these circular conversations.
So, last night when my teenager and husband were arguing over the Novig ad, the whole point was to ensure her opinion was coming from her thoughts and not her algorithm. It’s easy to jump on a bandwagon, but it’s important to filter out all the noise and ask yourself: Does this really bother me or do I just feel like it’s supposed to because everyone else is signaling that it should? Adults need to ask themselves this a lot more often too.
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Am I good at Tekken now?
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Here is last night's Tuesday Tussle top 8 and updated September standings Thanks again for all who came out.
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Me after I win 3S at Tournament of Thrones
Daffy Duck "well, I guess I'm the goat" green screen
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Tuesday Tussle 1 in the books, the new era of Hi Score Haven has begun. See y'all next week
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Tonight is the night!!!! Registration up until 7:30 PM EST. Got a mix of new faces and Tekken Tuesday vets playing tonight, should be a good one. start.gg/tournament/tuesday-…
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Random observation from when I was delivering for Walmart spark: People love shopping from Walmart but not shopping AT Walmart.
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Gah damn this aged like milk
Finally got to play 2xKO..... yeah that one has potential to be one of the greats. They actually figured out how to make modern style controls work. I lost almost half the day playing with Ahri and Vi.
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Honestly this is as good as it gets besides actual CPS3 hardware
Putting the @topapate CPS3 core to work today at Tournament of Thrones' 3rd Strike bracket Even with known inaccuracies the players expressed it is much closer than console ever has been, exciting times
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"You know who else had to hold that cross up?" 🗣📣💯🙏 – at Doctor Phillips, FL
Beat a guy today in pools and he looks at me and say what do I play for i say myself and he goes “you should be playing for jesus” mind you this guy name was jesus_is_god idk why people at tournaments just can’t be normal im trying to play SF not bible study.
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The Hi Score Haven is back with a new weekly tournament series celebrating modern fighting games. Enter today to have your shot at the monthly pot bonus!!!! Https://start.gg/tuesdaytuss…
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Marvel Tokon def has its negatives but this is the most fun I’ve had learning a new fighting game in over a decade.
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Replying to @PartyInnaBox
The best way to play this game is on PS5, as simple as that
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REMINDER‼️ Due to University Policy, @IronFistMonthly5 Year Anniversary will only accept Digital payment at the door. Cash App and Venmo are preferred. Apple Pay should be available as well. Our Parking Tutorial should be uploaded soon! Hope to see yall Saturday! – at Greensboro, NC
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