@BryanBorowitz

Identity #1, Identity #2, Identity #3, and so forth

On Earth for 80 years or so
Joined April 2009
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Socialism is the high school group project. You do all the work, as your teammates wank off. Because you are responsible, you pull all-nighters to get it done, then they all get the same grade as you. Now multiply that by a billion and the teacher has a gun. That's socialism.
THEO VON: “Will you define socialism for us?” MAMDANI: “Socialism, to me, means that you will have WHATEVER YOU NEED to live a dignified life, and that it is the GOVERNMENT’S JOB to deliver on that.” I’ve heard a line like that before. It came from a famous book, and it was describing the highest stage of communism.
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In her latest sciolistic letter to me, @SenWarren made it clear that she knows even less about foreign exchange markets than she does about banking. What is equally shocking, but not surprising: not a single member of the media mob has a rudimentary-enough level of financial market literacy to spot her remedial error. To reiterate: under @POTUS, the United States delivers for America’s trusted partners. For a fuller explanation, I recommend Senator Warren take any entry level course in international finance for her and her staff, or I can personally give her a tutorial on Foreign Exchange for Dummies. Although I am not holding my breath, I hope her next letter will demonstrate that she has learned the difference between a currency purchase and a swap or a loan.
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At midnight on February 6th, earlier this year, the doorbell to our apartment rang. The doorbell was followed by a pounding on the door. I answered the door and a security person in our building handed me his phone. It was my oldest daughter Eloise. She had found my 26-year-old daughter unconscious on the floor of her apartment and had called 911. The EMT team was already there, but they did not know what was wrong with Lucy or to which hospital they would take her. I threw on some clothes and jumped in an Uber heading east toward Brooklyn. (Lucy lived alone in Williamsburg.) On the way, I learned that they were taking her to Elmhurst, a City trauma hospital in Queens. I arrived about five minutes after the ambulance to join Eloise, Lucy’s mom, and a friend, and waited to learn what was wrong. After about 15 minutes, I asked a nurse where she was. I looked over his shoulder to his computer. Next to her name, it said “non-responsive.” I walked into the emergency room and wandered around looking for her until I found her unconscious on a gurney surrounded by several doctors and nurses. By about 2:30am with the results from a CAT scan, Lucy’s doctors had determined that she had a massive brain hemorrhage and would need an emergency hemicraniectomy to release the pressure on her brain and remove the blood from the hemorrhage. I called our wonderful friend and family doctor Eddie Fisher and explained what was going on. He woke up Josh Bederson, Chairman of Neurosurgery at Mount Sinai, to find out more about Zach Hickman, the neurosurgeon on call that night. Dr. Bederson said Hickman was an excellent surgeon, which was comforting as we had no choice. The surgery to save Lucy’s life began around 3:15am and finished around 5:30am. It was successful. The following day, I joined Lucy in an ambulance while she was being transferred to Mount Sinai on Madison Avenue. Later that day, we determined from Lucy’s Oura ring that her hemorrhage had occurred around 9am, which meant that more than 19 hours had passed from the time of the hemorrhage to the completion of the surgery to release the pressure on her brain (I only wish @ouraring had an alert for this kind of a medical event. Imagine it could call a family member if the wearer doesn’t cancel the alert). I later learned that the standard of care is not to do surgery to save a patient with a large brain bleed if more than five hours have passed since the hemorrhage. Even when the surgery is done, I was told that the likely outcome for the patient is a few months in a nursing home and death from pneumonia. When I met Lucy’s doctors, I did my best to inspire them: “Let’s see what can be accomplished if we give her the best care possible and we invest unlimited resources to restore her to life.” And I promised that whatever we learned we would make available to everyone. Dr. Chris Kellner, her neurosurgeon, and Dr. David Putrino, Director of Rehabilitation Innovation for the Mount Sinai Health System have led Lucy’s care team since that day. Words cannot describe the remarkable and compassionate care that she has received beginning with the EMT team and then from nurses, doctors, therapists, and the army of people who have worked to save her and return her to life. To this day, we have a daily Zoom where we discuss her progress and make adjustments to her care. While her care and oversight have been incredible, the learnings for the Mount Sinai team have also been elucidating and will assist in the care of many others. Lucy began in a bad place. She was in a coma for several weeks and then awoke not being able to breathe on her own, unable to walk, see or speak. Over the last six months, she has recovered her cognition – she understands everything including her circumstance – is able to walk a hundred or more steps at a time with assistance, is making progress with sounds, vowels and consonants and the beginnings of speech, but she remains unable to see. Each day, she makes a little progress, and daily progress compounds. Every day I tell her that she just needs to make a little progress and it won’t be long before she is back. We remain optimistic that Lucy will return to normal function. It will likely take years, but I believe it is only a matter of time, hard work, and technological progress, along with some, and perhaps a lot, of divine intervention. Many people have been praying for Lucy and we are incredibly grateful for the prayers and remarkable support she has received. Lucy’s friends have been with her every day since the beginning, and their presence and friendship have saved her life and helped to rebuild and maintain her spirit. And on a very positive note, Lucy’s challenge has brought together our entire modern family who have all been incredibly devoted to her care and recovery. Lucy's vision and other faculties may require some form of brain computer interface, work that is underway at Neuralink, Precision Neuroscience, Science, Synchron, Nudge, and other companies in the space. If you are going to have a devastating brain injury, now is the best time in history for that to happen. We are living in a world when you can be confident that the blind will soon see again. We are going to do everything we can to help make that happen, including by assisting existing companies in the space. With respect to our promise to make Lucy’s care available to others, we have made good progress. In May, a real estate colleague made me aware of a 93% vacant, brand new, 400,000 square foot Class A+ purpose-built biotech facility on West End Avenue between 65th and 66th Streets that missed the market and was available for sale. The Pershing Square Foundation acquired the building 60 days later. We also put under contract an adjoining 130,000 square foot building at 320 West 66th Street that is currently being used by Saturday Night Live for studio space. The building has 35-foot ceilings with massive column-free spaces that can be converted into superb rehabilitation facilities. We will close on the SNL building in December. We are also acquiring an adjoining vacant lot with additional air rights. With just the existing zoning rights, we can add a 150,000 square feet for a total of 680,000 square feet, a lab footprint larger than Rockefeller University, and that’s without including the potential for an upzoning that would allow for substantially more buildable area on the site’s 3.4 acres with spectacular views of the Hudson. Our goal is to build the world’s greatest brain research, rehabilitation, recovery, human optimization, and longevity institute. We have named it The Ackman Oxman Institute or the AOI for lack of a better name, but also to reinforce the point that Neri and I and our family are all-in on the mission. The AOI will be patient-centric. It will not be an academic research institute that produces lots of papers, a Nobel Prize winner or two, but little if any results for patients. We will be laser-focused on cures, treatments, devices, rehabilitation and exercise equipment, and targeted and basic research with a goal of massively accelerating the time from idea to innovation to production to helping a patient. While the AOI will be a non-profit, it will have highly commercial instincts. The AOI will have its own venture funding and will work to develop innovations to create companies that we will seed, assist, and spinout to ensure technologies, treatments, techniques, and drugs get to patients as promptly as possible. On one 3.4 acre campus in what is still the greatest city in the world, we will do neurosurgery, neuroscience, rehabilitation, nutrition, BCI and device development, human trials, hyperbaric oxygen treatments, and life extension programs, and we will mandate and incentivize collaboration among the teams with no silos, politics, bureaucracy, or any other constraint that is inconsistent with the mission. Mount Sinai will be an important partner and deservedly so, but it won’t be our only hospital or medical school partner as we don’t believe any institution has a monopoly on the best ideas or the best talent. We don’t believe in exclusive relationships because that is not in the best interest of patients. Five years ago, we considered launching a brain institute inspired by Neri’s mom who sadly died from Alzheimer’s. We couldn’t make the math work as the real estate was too expensive and we believed it would be too difficult to recruit the best talent from universities to our effort. Since then, the real estate became available at a 70% discount, universities became a much less attractive place to work due to politics outweighing meritocracy, protests that disrupt learning, the curse of antisemitism, and a decline in funding. Fortunately, during the same time, I made sufficient personal economic progress to make the AOI possible. The advance of AI in the last few years will also enable us to greatly accelerate our mission. AI still has a lot to learn about human intelligence and the brain, and the AOI should be at the forefront of the interplay between the brain and AI. Today, I am making a public filing disclosing a gift from Neri and me of ~$400 million or 10,000,000 shares of Pershing Square Inc. (PS) to the AOI. It is very early days for Pershing Square so these shares are intended to anchor the long-term work of the AOI as the shares compound over time while generating what we expect will be a growing stream of quarterly dividends to fund the Institute. We will also be announcing an additional gift of similar and potentially greater size which won’t be in the form of Pershing Square stock to provide the AOI with the short- and intermediate-term runway necessary to enable it to achieve its goal of becoming a self-sustaining institute, which reinvests all of its revenues, royalties, and the economic rewards of company formation to advance the fields of brain health and human longevity. Neri and I have chosen to anchor the funding of the AOI to maintain vision alignment and limit the need for the organization to focus on fundraising. We expect the AOI to be the best-resourced brain, rehab, recovery, and longevity institute in the world. We are grateful to have been able to form a board which includes Dean Kamen (our generation’s Thomas Edison), George Yancopoulus (CEO of Regeneron), James Rothman (Nobel Laureate), Bernardo Sabatini (neuroscientist), Chris Kellner (neurosurgeon), Olivia Flatto (CEO Pershing Square Foundation), Neri Oxman, and myself. We have recently identified a CEO who we expect to announce by October along with other key hires, and are beginning searches for a Chief Scientific Officer, a Chief AI/Technology Officer, a Chief Operating Officer, a Chief Financial Officer, and other key leadership roles. If you find what we are building compelling and want to be part of the leadership team that creates and builds the AOI from a standing start, please send an email to: search@aoiinst.org with a short note as to why you believe you can help. Please include your best three ideas for the AOI along with a summary of your background and your most important accomplishments. We promise strict confidentiality to those expressing interest in working with us. We have learned from Lucy that the brain can recover from even catastrophic injury. There is so much more work to be done as the mind is a terrible thing to waste. For details from my Pershing Square SEC filing see: sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/…
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Bernie is making a critical error: He's using the OECD's measure of relative poverty, which is the proportion of children living in households with incomes below 50% of the national median In other words, an inequality measure, not a poverty measure Here's a real QoL measure:
Childhood poverty rates 🇺🇸 21.1% 🇬🇧 15.8% 🇮🇹 14.5% 🇨🇦 14.0% 🇱🇺 13.5% 🇵🇹 12.5% 🇬🇷 12.3% 🇫🇷 12.0% 🇦🇹 9.8% 🇩🇪 9.1% 🇨🇭 9.1% 🇨🇿 8.8% 🇰🇷 8.5% 🇸🇪 8.4% 🇳🇱 8.4% 🇧🇪 7.9% 🇳🇴 6.9% 🇮🇪 6.8% 🇫🇮 4.6% We must end the outrage that in the richest country in the history of the world, more than 1 in 5 children live in poverty.
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The cited figures represent "relative poverty," defined by the OECD as the share of children living in households with incomes below 50% of their national median income. It measures inequality within a country, not absolute poverty or living standards. oecd.org/en/data/indica…
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🚨 HOLY CRAP. The man who brutally m*rdered an innocent gas station clerk in Fort Myers, Florida is a HAITIAN ILLEGAL ALIEN caught and released by Biden in 2022 — Fox's @BillMelugin_ This is jaw-dropping betrayal. HE HAD TEMPORARY PROTECTED STATUS. This is why they ALL must go back — BEFORE they commit violent crimes! Not after. Surveillance footage shows the vicious migrant beating her to death with a hammer, after beating up her car She lost her life mere moments after leaving the store. Footage redacted due to how graphic it is.
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No modern society can function without American capitalism. Even communists depend on the fruits of capitalism to exist. Commies didn’t invent excavators & power grids & cars & computers…the communist doesn’t create, they can only take. The only communist innovation is misery.
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Scott Galloway is a perfect example of perhaps the most pernicious people in society: the stupid-smart person. Educated beyond his intelligence. Smart enough vocabulary to justify his ego and smugness, but too stupid to understand basic realities of communists. Smart people internalize history and make good decisions. They also know the dangers of hubris. Stupid people don't know enough to even opine on the issues in the first place, so their stupidity isn't a threat. But the stupid-smart person can teach at NYU, he can build a big successful business, he can even give a good TED Talk, but he's not smart enough to see the limits of his own capacities...so he asserts himself in society with an outsized level of confidence. Sadly, he's articulate enough to fool lots of people into elevating his stupid ideas...and that's the problem. People listen to the stupid-smart guys, like him. Then they're genuinely baffled when there's a Kalashnikov pointed at their head as they're staring at a cinder block wall behind the politburo headquarters. In a functional society, this clown would be a pariah. I have precisely zero empathy for his plight in NYC. He endorsed it. Now he can eat it, good and hard.
“I supported this…why is he doing this to me?” Useful idiots. NEVER help a communist.
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Replying to @compliantvc
I have watched some of your clips. I am happy to have a conversation on progressive capitalism and entrepreneurship anytime!
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MemeLordz Multiplayer Expansion The rebuild is not only focused on the world itself, but also on how players interact inside it. We are working toward deeper multiplayer systems, including: ⚔️ Wager battles 🏰 Clan creation 💬 Private messaging 🤝 Friendships 🟣 Player activity
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🐸MemeLordz dev update⚙️ Big move: we're leaving Unity and building MemeLordz on our OWN custom engine built from scratch for the browser ⚡ In the works: ⚔️ Lord battles + evolutions 🌍 Open MMO world + PvP 🎨 100s of skins Much more to come, check out the video sneak peak
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Why are people having fewer babies? Because fewer couples are forming Why are fewer couples forming? Because love is now the minimum threshold for longterm relationships The problem is that love is rare. It always has been So we need to talk about love lindynewsletter.beehiiv.com/…
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Better yet drive down 65 for 15 minutes and go to Police Station in Ambridge because it’s better than all of these
Coming to Pittsburgh for the draft? You need to try our pizza. Pittsburgh is a low-key pizza mecca. Here are some of my favorite options: • Vincent's Pizza Park (Forest Hills) * Rockaway (Edgewood) -- Go to a quaint coffee shop right there called the 61B. Be careful of the loudmouth manager • Aiello's/Mineo's (Squirrel Hill) • Beto's (Banksville Rd) • Fiori's (Capital Ave) • Slice of NY • Badamos • Iron Born • Slice on Broadway • Jake's Pizza • Della Sala's (never had it, but I figured I'd better put it on the list 😀
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In other fake news, does anyone know when I reported this? 🥲
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Banks face an existential threat to fractional reserve banking that pays 4% interest. While banks keep just 10 cents in the vault and pay 0.1% interest. Republicans in Congress, naturally, want to ban it.
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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We need to overhaul higher education in America as follows: 1) For those about to pay: No more federal underwriting of student loans. Let the free market differentiate schools, degrees and costs. Without this, more kids will get trapped for life in debt they can never pay back with a degree that is useless. 2) For those that have paid: reward them with a tax credit of 1x this amount to be used against their future earnings. 3) For those that can’t pay: establish an amortization schedule to discharge their debt and make it non recourse to the student as long as they fulfill a set of obligations that help America somehow (terms TBD but think Peace Corps, TFA like). Otherwise, I fear we are poisoning many young people around the pillars of traditional capitalism and democracy. They feel slighted, blighted and increasingly want redistribution and/or to burn it all down. We must avoid this at all costs.
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This is legitimately shocking 1. vast majority of Americans (74%) support deporting illegal immigrants who commit additional crimes 2. in 2023 alone, 73k of those ICE arrested had prior convictions, including 4k sexual crimes, 1k homicides, 33k assaults 3. yet, people are rioting to block ICE from arresting literal pedophiles The only explanation is that the legacy media campaign to villainize ICE and Trump... is working It's hard to imagine people feeling virtuous while defending literal pedophiles, but this is the case now. Nobody rioted against ICE in 2023. This is seriously messed up.
NEW: ICE agent in Minnesota goes off on people trying to impede an operation to arrest a child s*x offender in footage shared by @ScooterCasterNY. Agent: “We're here to arrest a child s*x offender and you guys are out here honking.” Woman: “Oh, no, we're press.” Agent: “… We’re trying to arrest a child s*x offender. That's who you guys are protecting. Insane.”
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Can someone explain why this shouldn’t be considered treason? 1. no laws changed 2. Majorkas/Biden admin simply decided to circumvent them 3. literally sued to keep border open 4. hundreds of thousands of these illegal immigrants have committed subsequent crimes 5. the electoral consequences are impossible to fully measure (congressional apportionment, literal votes, electoral college) 6. cost to the taxpayers in the hundreds of billions for welfare and now enforcement and deportation this is one of the best documented and worst prosecuted crimes of all time
This is legitimately shocking 1. vast majority of Americans (74%) support deporting illegal immigrants who commit additional crimes 2. in 2023 alone, 73k of those ICE arrested had prior convictions, including 4k sexual crimes, 1k homicides, 33k assaults 3. yet, people are rioting to block ICE from arresting literal pedophiles The only explanation is that the legacy media campaign to villainize ICE and Trump... is working It's hard to imagine people feeling virtuous while defending literal pedophiles, but this is the case now. Nobody rioted against ICE in 2023. This is seriously messed up.
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