great kleptomaniac, decent magician, terrible detective | fandomless roleplay account
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“good! me neither, but they like to mess with me. one time.. never mind..”
he starts fidgeting with his hoodie “anyways yes i believe they should stop arresting me, i mean whats a little shoplifting going to do? most places aren’t going to go out of business because of me”
“i- hm..” he crosses his arms “not really used to being able to just talk freely..” he mumbles, suddenly getting a bit paralyzed with all the things he wants to say.
“wait you aren’t a cop trying to lure me into admitting something.. right?”
ᴛʜᴇ ᗩᗰᗩᘔIᑎG ʜᴀʀʀʏ retweeted
“c’mon [reader], let’s go out for drinks.. i know a place that makes a great aqua velva you have to try it!”
“god i’ve 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 saying this! ..you guys should really start listening to me more i say pretty smart stuff sometimes”
“yeah i have a couple of priors in New York but that’s not a problem anymore as i’m now in the beautiful city of...” he looks around.
“hey [reader] where the fuck are we?”
ᴛʜᴇ ᗩᗰᗩᘔIᑎG ʜᴀʀʀʏ retweeted
×– Zayn Wilder –×
“Being alone for so long...it changes you.”
×– OC for TWD, AHS, and other horror verses.
×– Usually descriptive. Mature themes, 25+
×– RP on TL only. DMs open for plotting.
×– NOT! Dominic Cooper
“I like the term misunderstood. But I'm a bit of a bad boy.”
// i’ve been working on a triplet oc and i really want to bring them to twt but i also fear that if i write a multi muse account i’m never going to get any interaction..
ᴛʜᴇ ᗩᗰᗩᘔIᑎG ʜᴀʀʀʏ retweeted
I won’t bother you anymore, unless, you want me to.
It seems like you do.
I can’t tell yet.
Are you playing the long game?
How long will it take you to figure out;
I’ll take any life you want me to take.
I’ll be anyone you want me to be.
I’ll do whatever I have to.
// i keep inching closer and closer to the dc verse because honestly i miss writing as Joker but like Harry would make for a wonderful henchman so whatever
ᴛʜᴇ ᗩᗰᗩᘔIᑎG ʜᴀʀʀʏ retweeted
[ little solo for Harry ]
[ i don’t write a lot of solo’s i hope it isn’t awful. just practicing :)
light trigger warning for kleptomania, social anxiety, depression and just generally Harry thinking badly for himself ]
“c’mon [reader], let’s go out for drinks.. i know a place that makes a great aqua velva you have to try it!”
