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We are a professional advocacy group exposing Big Caffeine’s harmful tactics which are causing our youth to develop psychosis at an alarming rate.

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Joined August 2021
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I've heard a theory- & some people call it a conspiracy theory, but I don't think so at all- that @KevinSabet is in fact a major Pot Head. If it's illegal=more for me. The Pablo Escobar of pot, if you will. He smirks when the commoners go to jail for it, silently puffing his vape
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If @KevinSabet smoked weed, he'd be the one in the back of the room hitting the blunt like 5 times without passing and the whole crew starts staring at him
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No love for either party, but Republicans are shooting themselves in the dick with all their Reefer Madness 'turns little billy into a heroin addict and erodes family values' horseshit. It's a no-brainer issue, and it's cost them elections. Join the 21st century.
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Landslide defeat for @learnaboutsam, @KevinSabet & @PoppotGroup SAM contributed over $3.7 million to repeal regulation. Total spending about $6.5 million. A failed attempt to reverse an established cannabis market- & suffered a decisive LANDSLIDE. HAHAHAH KEVIN YOU FUCKING LOSER
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Bankruptcy from the buds. With nothing to show for it. Shame
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Massachusetts cannabis reform had 54% support in 2016. A decade later? 76% of voters approve. What does that say about legalization? Voters don't regret it at all- in fact- they embrace it. Contrary to the lies you hear from @KevinSabet & @PoppotGroup
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We've woken up so many people about the dangers of Caffeine these past few months. We'll never stop.
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Organizations like @PoppotGroup & @KevinSabet WANT YOUR KIDS TO DO DRUGS!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE SO ANTI-LEGALIZATION?? Legalization = vastly less youth use. There's no other explanation other than they HATE kids!!! & they thought I was hyperbolizing calling them Satanic?
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I was castrated years ago aboard the SS Big Caffeine. They tossed my genitals to Sharks, a Scrumptious meal- Surely. I was then ritualistically Struck in the head with the dull edge of a Switchblade. Ever since I've been dickless & toothless. Think a Duck can't hold a Grudge?
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Look, I got invited to the ship before I knew better, I never went to the island.
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In NYS, pot's been legal for 6 years. The sky hasn't fallen. 0 increase in drugged driving. 'In your system' isn't intoxication- don't let them lie. Car crashes down 2.6%. Youth use way down. Product safe. People happy & the world goes on. Pot prohibitionists are 100% Satanic.
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Anyone who thinks cannabis is net-negative to society & has "societal costs" doesn't believe in science or medicine. Cannabis is MEDICINE that has positively impacted countless lives. MEDICINE IS NET-POSITIVE FOR SOCIETY!!!!!! Any "social costs" are massively offset by benefits
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Caffeine isn't merely dangerous- it's also a threat to American sovereignty. -Parents opposed to Caffeine. 11.4.26.
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Reddit has to be the dumbest fucking site on the internet for no other reason then it attracts 40 year old men in their mom’s basement and militant Bernie Sanders supporters who gossip and spread disinfo with confidence yet every last piece of evidence is 100% pure speculation
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I smoked pot & suddenly got schizophrenic. I now can never find my fucking car-keys, ignore my personal hygiene, watch cable news all day, think birds are government drones, talk about chakras, think my Smart TV has secret cameras & developed false memories of being in Vietnam😩
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Trashy, scummy Caffeine addicts FORCE us to smell it everywhere, including our homes. The stink of a coffee pot emanates throughout the apartment. People who drink coffee are living garbage that need to be exterminated like bugs.
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Someone said in my DM “hey baby want pics?” I thought she meant pictures of her buds, giddy, I opened the link. I was sorely disappointed
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You kids should be forcibly removed from society if you don’t get them the Caffeine vaccine.
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