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chloe dascalos

@CDascalos

🇬🇷 she/her

 Dayton, OH
Joined June 2015
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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lexie♡♡@lexycat2005Nov 4
we're sending Logan paul to north korea
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🧞‍♀️@waycuntayNov 4
WE PUTTING HAMAS ON THE $100 BILLS!!!!!!!!
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Nougat Hand Bank@WireRacingNov 4
Dave Portnoy tearfully reading a land acknowledgment before every pizza review
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Chris
@chiefs_outsiderNov 4
I voted 38 times today without my ID my name is Harrison Butker and I work for the Kansas City Chiefs.
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@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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MIDWEST UNTIL I DIE AND EVEN AFTER
tomo (@tomowget) profile picturetomo@tomowgetNov 4
You’re as beautiful as the day we lost you
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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Jack Herrera
@jherrerxNov 4
If you're curious about the vibes at Vivek Ramaswamy's watch party:
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Appodlachia
@appodlachiaNov 4
Total vindication for these two memes tonight
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forcing Shane Gillis into an alo yoga fit and making him walk across the country barefoot
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We shipping those Cornell boys to Ukraine
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bug girl@buggirlNov 4
they’re saying amy acton just beheaded vivek ramaswamy hereditary style on i70. the skinniest most famished vultures you’ve ever seen are scoffing at his remains they said this is so awkward but we aren’t hungry right now we like just ate before we got here ughh sorry :/
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heather@joebrinasNov 4
OHIO IS BLUE AGAIN
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=ㅅ=@milfbeomgyuSep 28
i often think about this quote from her book
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christine 🌿 (@xtinemarx) profile picturechristine 🌿@xtinemarxSep 28
thinking today of Chanel Miller, the artist and writer who was the victim of sexual assault by Brock Turner at Stanford in 2015. i revisit her victim impact statement often. and i wish we could say things have changed in the 10 years since her assault
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every womans problem is my problem because the only diffrence between me and them is geographical location and happenstance
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nat@swantailJun 27
Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking
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rey ⚢🔻@grrrlwolfJun 26
i think of this one often
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OME@Mike_EagleJun 13
if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine
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