just another manipulative pseudopomo Bullshit Artist who’s trying to salvage a fiasco by dropping back to a metadimension and commenting on the fiasco itself
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In an attempt to fight the male literacy crisis, the store is a hosting a book club for “Consider The Lobster” and it has turned out to be entirely women—half zoomers and half Gen X moms—all DFW newcomers. Great for the Lit Bro allegations, bad for the “men don’t read” ones
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My most elitist opinion is that needing to relate to characters is for tiny babies
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Someone who is good at the economy please help me, my family is dying
Food $200
Internet $150
Rent $800
Green Dresses $10'000
Utility $150
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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conservative “man” calling themself Bug and making a gofundme to avoid getting a real job. you are nonbinary.
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️
gofund.me/56f2dcd37
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Guy who has never read Freud: “it’s about fucking your mom”
Guy who has read 100 pages of Freud: “it’s not about fucking your mom actually”
Guy who has read 10,000 pages of Freud: “it’s about fucking your mom”
He’s just like me fr
Jesse Eisenberg says he sometimes "experiments with AI" to see if it's good at writing:
"I’m totally paranoid. I sometimes experiment with AI to see whether it’s good at writing. And it’s still not. I’m paranoid, so I check and it still isn’t. Thank God. I say, 'Write a scene like this.' I’m just testing it to make sure it’s bad, and it’s still bad. So I’m relieved, but, like, how far away is it from being good? How far are we from a kid putting on a pair of goggles and saying, 'I want to watch a movie about me where I rob a bank and then kiss the girl I’m in love with at school. Here are pictures of her, here are pictures of me' and then they press play? I’m paranoid about that."
variety.com/2026/film/awards…
“Analysis” like this is the natural result of adults consuming media for children
Asking for anti-plagiarism measures on a fanfic website is so funny
Oh my god you people are ngmi
My dad has the weirdest voting record. Voted Republican until 2016, when he voted for Hillary. Voted for Biden in 2020 but the rest Republican to “maintain gridlock.” Voted for Kamala and just voted straight blue in the midterms. Still maintains that Reagan was the best president
