Restaurateur @Coffee_254 & @KenjisPlace Dairy Goat l Bee l Horticulture Farmercist l Brand Ambassador l Founder https://nitter.cf/t.co/wFyWuQSMUu l #UkulimaSioUshamba
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2011
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Today I'm officially launching my latest ‘big boy build’ - Kenji’s Place
We are Located in Lusigetti, or for my Murima friends, Rùthìgìti, just 200 metres from Shell Petrol Station.
While your car gets pampered at Kenji's Carwash, walk over to our farm-themed Kenji's Restaurant & enjoy freshly ground Kenyan Coffee, premium teas, and delicious meals made with fresh ingredients from the backyard garden 🥬 🍆 🍅
Our barn-style setup gives you a front-row seat to the kitchen garden, where organically grown, ridiculously succulent vegetables are growing just for your plate. – at Ndeiya, Kenya
The Farmercist retweeted
My dad tried this back in 2016, long story short our kitchen could easily be mistaken to be in Mumbai coz we became chilli fanatics without wanting to. We were even dicing chilies in the chickens drinking water 😂😂.. Ended up sun drying them and sold at a loss
The Farmercist retweeted
Seed suppliers WA chili farming Huwa matapeli na hii kitu Haina kilo to begin with harvesting ni balaa due ya ukali wake eih
CAUTION ⚠️
I admit that I don’t know much about Chili farming, having failed spectacularly after leasing six acres in Sagana with friends where we got conned by the seed supplier.
The current craze around Chili farming is concerning because the issue of a reliable market keeps cropping up (pardon the pun) every time.
Seedling & seed sellers are the ones making the most money from newbie Chili farmers…
Approach with caution. Stay guided.
CAUTION ⚠️
I admit that I don’t know much about Chili farming, having failed spectacularly after leasing six acres in Sagana with friends where we got conned by the seed supplier.
The current craze around Chili farming is concerning because the issue of a reliable market keeps cropping up (pardon the pun) every time.
Seedling & seed sellers are the ones making the most money from newbie Chili farmers…
Approach with caution. Stay guided.
The Farmercist retweeted
Her: Educated men are so hot & sexy.
Me: I know God is the α & Ω, that's why He created you as my β ½
Come to Kenji’s Place located in Lusigetti (Ruthigiti), we will give you more pointers on how to rizz your crush, guaranteed itanasa 🤭
The Farmercist retweeted
Apparently, in Kenya, you must first spend 30 years disappointing people before you're qualified to lead them. A newcomer with fresh ideas is considered inexperienced, while a veteran with a record of failure is called a statesman. What a system! 😂
Who else is wishing elections are held in the next month or two so that we get over & done with this election hullabaloo, have HE Edwin Sifuna in Statehouse & move on with our lives in the opposition as we keep him in check?
The Farmercist retweeted
One challenge of having a backyard restaurant extension is that it’s always hidden in plain sight.
Next time you come to our Thogoto branch, consider checking out the backyard - we’ve a more cosy & big sitting space for your family & friends. #LoveAtFirstSip
The Farmercist retweeted
The question mark may as well have arrived after the second word and this would still be a complete post.
The Farmercist retweeted
it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??
The “fight” between Kimani Ichungwah & Governor Wamatangi on who will build which road, & how fast, has escalated to the little path leading to my small farm 😁
Frame two is a path that hasn’t seen an inch of Murram since independence, but is being graded as I post this.
Aki wewe development 🤣🤣
