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Remember, Halloween isnโt until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (Youโll read this in his voice)
Talking to some music snob loser and heโs shitting on DAMN by kendrick and then suggested I listen to kiss land by the weeknd?? What
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*makes whole online persona about being an edgy idiot racist*
โConvention bans him because it goes against their rules against no edgy idiot racistsโ
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Alcohol is a hilarious drug it turns you into a jolly retard or an evil demon pretty quickly
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โExplain why pedophilia is ba-โ
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