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Super hell, Indiana
Joined November 2025
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Ran into a hardcore band while urbexing in Gary lmfao
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Remember, Halloween isnโ€™t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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ะขะฐะบะฐั ะผะฐะปะตะฝัŒะบะฐั, ะฐ ัƒะถะต ัะปะพะฒะธะปะฐ ะบะธะฑะตั€ ะฟัะธั…ะพะท ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
์œ ์น˜์› ๋ชจ๋‘์˜ ํ˜ผ์„ ์™ ๋นผ๋†“์€ ์•„๊ธฐ ํ• ๋กœ์œˆ ๋ถ„์žฅ
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I am gonna get absolutely blasted at the chicago pier tonight. It yโ€™all are around chicago lmkkk
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (Youโ€™ll read this in his voice)
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Talking to some music snob loser and heโ€™s shitting on DAMN by kendrick and then suggested I listen to kiss land by the weeknd?? What
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*makes whole online persona about being an edgy idiot racist* โ€œConvention bans him because it goes against their rules against no edgy idiot racistsโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Why I will not be attending Anthro New England 1/2
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Alcohol is a hilarious drug it turns you into a jolly retard or an evil demon pretty quickly
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Why did dominos deliver me a quadruple amputee fuck nugget Minecraft zombie
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The army made me spend $75 at fucking spirit halloween this place sucks
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Yelling "epic plap battles of history" before sex
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โ€œExplain why pedophilia is ba-โ€œ
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People are acting like this silly setup is the only gun I have lol
If you are a minority in the US (or anyone really) buy an ACTUAL firearm. Do not put yourself on a lesser level in a situation that could be life or death.
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I love questionable firearm purchases and decisions ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ not every firearm you own needs to be a bugout tacticool T1 larp ready weapon
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Typa shit the Soviets were making while XP farming afghan civilians
โ€œThere is no other homeโ€, Soviet poster, 1986
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