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CaptainCarson

@CaptainCarson11

Played Smash, watch movies (check my LB for good taste), now busy with LIFE

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Joined December 2019
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I watched plenty of movies last year !!!! Here were the best ones I saw !!!! GO watch ALL of them !!!!
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At my Lois but I'm still Brian to Meg a Griffin
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jesse@bIuesykesNov 4
jamie lee curtis you’re first
hunter harris (@hunteryharris) profile picturehunter harris
@hunteryharrisNov 4
woke so back we’re rescinding several oscars
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Popping off at that VooDoo Doughnuts inclusion
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and also the father of lies
Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper) profile pictureChance The Rapper
@chancetherapper27 Jan 2020
Dont ya know that the devil is a liar
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I have more boobs than Pyra e Mythra combined but no one is making hentai of me… 😔💔
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@42CycNov 3
Holy shit bro this Penix slander might be the craziest slander video I've ever seen 😭😭😭
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Tec@EtceteraArtNov 2
The trees hate to see them coming
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Can’t stop watching this
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 31
Director Lance Oppenheim has revealed an opening credits sequence that was scrapped for ‘PRIMETIME’.
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 31
Director Lance Oppenheim has revealed an opening credits sequence that was scrapped for ‘PRIMETIME’.
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Can the Dallas Cowboys beat 50 babies in a playoff game?😭😭
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things i saw tonight at the pumpkin patch
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CaptainCarson (@CaptainCarson11) profile pictureCaptainCarson@CaptainCarson11Oct 29
Birth Day
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You have spoken. KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS is now available to play in theaters indefinitely — if it’s not playing near you, call your local theater and demand it. Get tickets now: thedevils.movie
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@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Birth Day
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plazy ☾*✲⋆.@plazynoodlesOct 27
why didnt walter white and jesse pinkman think of this
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⭕DAMIAN!!🏒🩸@DeadN3rdOct 27
horror movies if they were made by LIBERALS FAGGOT the 13th halloWOKE a NONBINARY on ENBY street re-ABORTION TRANNY chainsaw MENKISSING american PRONOUNS
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This officially makes Bo Nix an Umamusume
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@NFLOct 25
BO NIX 62-YARD TOUCHDOWN RUN DENvsAZ on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Shadow Knight@shadowknightdkOct 26
ik it's pretty basic but probably smth like this?
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Drier Gosling (@DrierGosling) profile pictureDrier Gosling@DrierGoslingOct 25
Replying to @shadowknightdk
Genuinely how else are you supposed to shoot a scene of 20 different important characters in one room. Like be for real
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FrankZ (@FrankieZaremba) profile pictureFrankZ@FrankieZarembaOct 23
Superman vs. Nick O'Teen (all three commercials, 1980-82) Animated by Eric Goldberg at Richard Williams Animation Studio, with Steve Hudson as the voice of Superman
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