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CaptainCarson

@CaptainCarson11

Played Smash, watch movies (check my LB for good taste), now busy with LIFE

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Joined December 2019
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Adumb 👍@Adumbssb4h
At my Lois but I'm still Brian to Meg a Griffin
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jesse@bIuesykesNov 4
jamie lee curtis you’re first
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@hunteryharrisNov 4
woke so back we’re rescinding several oscars
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I have more boobs than Pyra e Mythra combined but no one is making hentai of me… 😔💔
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Cam
@42CycNov 3
Holy shit bro this Penix slander might be the craziest slander video I've ever seen 😭😭😭
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Tec@EtceteraArtNov 2
The trees hate to see them coming
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@DiscussingFilmOct 31
Director Lance Oppenheim has revealed an opening credits sequence that was scrapped for ‘PRIMETIME’.
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Can the Dallas Cowboys beat 50 babies in a playoff game?😭😭
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things i saw tonight at the pumpkin patch
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You have spoken. KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS is now available to play in theaters indefinitely — if it’s not playing near you, call your local theater and demand it. Get tickets now: thedevils.movie
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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plazy ☾*✲⋆.@plazynoodlesOct 27
why didnt walter white and jesse pinkman think of this
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⭕DAMIAN!!🏒🩸@DeadN3rdOct 27
horror movies if they were made by LIBERALS FAGGOT the 13th halloWOKE a NONBINARY on ENBY street re-ABORTION TRANNY chainsaw MENKISSING american PRONOUNS
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This officially makes Bo Nix an Umamusume
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@NFLOct 25
BO NIX 62-YARD TOUCHDOWN RUN DENvsAZ on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Shadow Knight@shadowknightdkOct 26
ik it's pretty basic but probably smth like this?
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Drier Gosling (@DrierGosling) profile pictureDrier Gosling@DrierGoslingOct 25
Replying to @shadowknightdk
Genuinely how else are you supposed to shoot a scene of 20 different important characters in one room. Like be for real
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FrankZ (@FrankieZaremba) profile pictureFrankZ@FrankieZarembaOct 23
Superman vs. Nick O'Teen (all three commercials, 1980-82) Animated by Eric Goldberg at Richard Williams Animation Studio, with Steve Hudson as the voice of Superman
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The Real Colin@duckisgodOct 23
I quote this video way too often
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I wholeheartedly believe that this is a top 5 video on the internet
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Regal
@RegalMoviesOct 23
Some films deserve a second chance on the big screen🎥 ✨ This November, Regal’s Deep Cuts celebrates overlooked gems, cult classics and films that never got the spotlight they deserved. Rediscover old favorites or find a new favorite you missed the first time around. See them back on the big screen, only at Regal this November. 🎟️Get tickets now: regmovi.es/4yCxjfR
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sternik_8🐜@sternik_8Oct 22
that one oomf that loves dr pepper
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alan b.@inceptstellarOct 22
the mystery actor
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@FilmUpdatesOct 22
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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