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i am the architect of my own misfortune

London, England
Joined June 2007
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Officers involved in the search for Daniel Khalife are focusing their efforts in and around the #Chiswick area Khalife is believed to be wearing a black baseball cap, black t-shirt and dark-coloured bottoms, and carrying a small bag or case Read more news.met.police.uk/news/sear…
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This is just the *best* news for all Londoners, and especially those like me, who suffer from pollution-exacerbated asthma 🫁 Public health should *always* come above the convenience of people who want to hop into their cars to drive short journeys, polluting our capital.
Five Conservative councils lose legal bid to stop @MayorofLondon Sadiq Khan expanding Ulez to the whole of London at the end of next month
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This is peak trolling 👏 Congratulations @grind on your newfound customers and commiserations @LozzaFox, better luck next time, eh pal!
We never thought we’d dedicate a billboard to Laurence Fox, but here we are. For more, head to our blog: grind.co.uk/blogs/features/b…
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shouting ATTENCIONE PICKPOCKET when tfl take £7.40 out of my account at 3am
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Charlie M retweeted
HUGH GRANT JUST WHAT NOW??
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If there's no such thing as a positive masculinity then explain this?
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What the actual are GB News playing at?! This silhouette gives the game away Get those lawyers on standby 💸
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BBC World Service is saying "the BBC has suspended one of its main news presenters." There aren't many "main news presenters."
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that’s us at the arse end of the weekend.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Gary Lineker and Rylan Clark to hold charity defamation drive. The presenters will sue thousands of right-wing twitter users who falsely accused them, and give their money to refugee and LGBT organisations.
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Twitter trying to guess the BBC Presenter in their latest scandal #bbcpresenter #bbcstar
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This is just a snapshot of the kind of hateful content GB News pumps out everyday. Now more than ever, we are reminded why Pride is important. We will not let hate win. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️ #TransRightsAreHumanRights #StopFundingHate
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Gbeebies @elliecostelloTV may want to change her phone’s PIN code 😬
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Daniel Kawczynski (parliament's tallest MP) releases a photo of himself with Rishi Sunak (2023)
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“FIRSTLY ARE YOU OK I HOPE SO”
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Sorry if I was a pain.
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Police: you were in a very bad accident. Your phone is smashed. Can we ring anyone? Your family, friends, a partner? Me: I don't know any of their numbers Police: how about Live and Kicking, which went off air in 2001? Me: oh one eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one.
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Now at Muscat airport waiting for the flight, just said hello to Rolf Harris! 'spreading all the light all arrrouuiiinnndd' :)
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Congratulations to Bad Sisters which wins the BAFTA for Drama Series! ✨ #BAFTATVAwards with @pandocruises
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Advertisers: Before you use the phrase 'Fit For a King', could you maybe stop and think if it's true? This looks lovely, but do you really think Charles would be happy if someone served him a feast of Iceland mini quiches and two litres of Pepsi Max? HE WENT APESHIT OVER A PEN.
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