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sometimes the greta gerwig of hockey. writer, film school survivor. words @dfovancouver @offsidenewsco @thebeaverton. views are my own & very good all the time.

She/Her. 🇨🇦.
Joined September 2014
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I’m so happy to get to share this piece! I had such a wonderful experience as part of the Botchford Project with the #Canucks this year. Garland was kind enough to lend a bit of his time and discuss his journey from the QMJHL to the present with me. Give it a read!
"You Become Your Own Leader": Conor Garland's Path to Success, by Arielle Lalande. ✍️ Botchford Project participant, @ellycelly, explores how Garland continues to reach new heights in his career. READ | vancanucks.co/41GVBYW

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Rest in peace, Sir Patrick
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while he obviously shined in the softer roles that he was often given, i really loved that Jeremy Saulnier and James Mangold let Patrick Stewart get mean and nasty later in his career with films like GREEN ROOM and LOGAN. what a special and undeniable presence.
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Patrick Stewart’s villainous turn in GREEN ROOM has stayed with me longer than I ever anticipated. His casual delivery of “I need a true believer” has echoed in my mind for a decade.
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and thank you to John Mulaney for bringing awareness to Patrick Stewart delivering one of the best SNL musical guest intros of all time
Patrick Stewart was one of the finest contemporary Shakespearean performers who also happened to be a sci-fi and comic book film legend. He brought his stage gravitas to every role no matter what. Have a toast to his memory tonight.
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Patrick Stewart was one of the finest contemporary Shakespearean performers who also happened to be a sci-fi and comic book film legend. He brought his stage gravitas to every role no matter what. Have a toast to his memory tonight.
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at this rate jlo and ben affleck are going to get married and divorced for a third time before dylan larkin actually leaves Detroit
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BREAKING: Detroit Red Wings trade Dylan Larkin to The Fog. The fog is coming. The fog is coming
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English actor cast in a genre film: The whole thing is a bit silly really but the cast and crew were just fantastic American actor who just got cast as Cousin America (Captain America's Cousin): This is what the world needs right now
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I am begging everyone to stop giving attention to a bad hockey player and even worse podcaster from Welland, Ontario. that’s just too many terrible things in a row, there’s no hope there
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getting lyonel on the squad really is dunk’s ace card…..lets get the hippie whose been off horse tranquilizer, aphrodisiacs and drinking rubbing alcohol for the past 3 days in the court against our enemies. like putting gay lebron on the battlefield & telling him to go crazy
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It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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he's always been a pretty good impressionist you just never remember that because he is one of the most annoying people in the universe
how is Fallon actually really fucking good at this
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do you think someone will tell Elizabeth Holmes and her Brewers hat about the World Series win in prison
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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thinking of the alternate timeline where nathan fielder is still a staff writer on this hour has 22 minutes
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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Boots on the ground in Winnipeg, @lillescore reflects on the 2026 Heritage Classic, embracing hockey in its purest form. Read more here: buff.ly/dOiweJm
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after watching 'the devils' i was reminded of this bill hader anecdote about oliver reed's acting tips:
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john cassavetes
sexiest man alive implies there’s a sexiest man dead
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