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Writer. Poet. Battler. However, it's Still a Love Letter out now.

Birmingham
Joined April 2010
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Charlie Chitty (Grandiose) retweeted
2nd City Battles returns to Birmingham @ The Castle & Falcon 09.01.27 and tickets are on sale below. 10 Battles ! 6 hours of absolute chaos guaranteed. Matter Vs Frisko Unanymous Vs Sam Hypes Pamflit Vs Sam Essay Raz Ren Vs Mccoy Balor Vs Scotty Red I.B Vs Kinell Tydal Vs Patch Grandiose Vs Jimbob Gnarly Lysergic Vs Darkness Weatherboy Vs Code 10 battles. Tickets only £15 link below #birmingham #2ndcity #battlerap @NewNanYmous @balorthedon @sam_essay99 @CharlieChitty fatsoma.com/e/vggb8lrt/2nd-c…
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You can be openly racist and be an elected MP but slag off Zoella one time and you're public enemy number one.
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Maybe with luck and with love, I'll find this kindness and light at the end of the road. Make it so, Captain.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Every other rapper these days is all gas no lyrics.
This woman has that same exciting quality Doechii had for me where every new thing she puts out makes me curious about what she'll do next 😭
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Charlie Chitty (Grandiose) retweeted
What do you mean they released the monster I'm scared why would they do that
13 years ago today, Eminem and Rihanna released ‘The Monster.’
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For anyone who doesn’t know why @TRobinsonNewEra has been found “guilty”. This is why.
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Charlie Chitty (Grandiose) retweeted
Democrats propose actual capitalism
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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Charlie Chitty (Grandiose) retweeted
Don't look at this ratio
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I don't want to see it. I don't like watching it. It's horrible. It's cringe. The expressions are hideous. The voices are grim. Anyone who doesn't immediately get a slop vibe from this needs to give their head a wobble.
this is why the "AI content looks like slop" crowd is about to get very quiet the gap between AI slop and production-quality output was always about how much context you feed them. a one-line prompt produces one-line quality. a detailed brief produces something a viewer can't distinguish from a $50k shoot
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"900 pieces of content a day on all my PALTFORMS"
This is cognitive pollution and we are drowning in it already, and people think this is good. MORE CONTENT
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A house is just a building. A home is where you belong. And I belong- AT THE CASINO BABY, WOO! $29,000 ON RED! WOOOO!
making inspirational IG reels about losing your home bc of gambling >>>>>>>
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Charlie Chitty (Grandiose) retweeted
fine replace me then you specifically using your gen AI steal my current customers. ill wait
Replying to @TheMG3D
Youre being replaced and you cant stop it. It will be infinitely superior quality, infinitely faster, and far cheaper Adapt or die
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Charlie Chitty (Grandiose) retweeted
As an older millennial that was a teenager for these movies, I do not remember anybody saying the prequels sucked at the time. That was social media revisionism by nerdy edgelords on social media 10 years later. Episode I is a masterpiece (and Empire is still my favorite)
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I actually love having socials not enjoyed by anyone. Makes it more diary like rather than an obligation.
This is me on all socials
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When I talk to AI boosters they almost unilaterally say "I put your essay through ChatGPT/Claude/Grok and it said you were wrong." They don't read, can't think and get irritated at people questioning AI profitability.
Replying to @venturetwins
For the uninformed, I asked Grok to summarize some of his biggest predictions
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Jaqq is BACK!
The Pubman vs Jaqq Man We asked @sean_kray who he’d like to battle and only one name came out of his mouth, but he wasn’t available. So we ended up with Danny Jaqq 😂😂 Nah, these two know eachother well, so you know nothing will be off limits in the pit. Bit of fun to end 26’ premierbattles.club
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Low IQ individuals and their obsession with iPhones 😭
Saka Dey use android phone? So some footballers are broke😳😂💔
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The phone seen here is the Google Pixel 11 Pro, which is currently going for $1,099. Someone who is "broke" would likely be unable to afford such a phone. bestbuy.com/product/google…
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Fucking love Margin Call.
“We are selling equity to willing VCs at the current fair market price—so that we may survive.”
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Charlie Chitty (Grandiose) retweeted
"We don't make money, and we don't know how we're going to make money. All the problems you thought we had are worse than you could have imagined. Give us $100,000,000,000 please."
BREAKING: Anthropic officially files its S-1 registration statement for an IPO, seeking to list on the Nasdaq under the ticker symbol $ANT. FULL SUMMARY OF ANTHROPIC'S S-1 FILING: 1. Anthropic posted H1 2026 revenue of $16.3 billion with a net loss of $80.7 billion 2. Anthropic says it does not expect to pay a dividend "in the foreseeable future" 3. Expects to spend up to $120.5 billion on SpaceXAI and Nvidia compute 4. Expects to spend up to $114.5 billion with Google through 2033 5. Revenue growth rate "may not be sustainable" and "may decrease" 6. May be required to seek additional financing "sooner than expected" 7. 5% of Anthropic's shares will go to the "Anthropic Public Benefit Fund" 8. S-1 includes warnings of AI's "catastrophic existential risks to humanity" Markets currently expect Anthropic to raise as much as $100 billion at a valuation of ~$2 trillion. The company is reportedly targeting an IPO in the week of November 16th.
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