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She/Her. Writer/Director of @tycashow screenwriter, sex educator, WGA LGBTQ+ Committee. Freelance April O’Neill.

Los Angeles
Joined February 2011
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Honestly can’t believe those kids are going back for the GLEE reboot but like, Camp Crystal Lake still gets teens into the woods so can I really be surprised?
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I think the best part of Margots’s Got Money Troubles is that they let Michelle Pfeiffer go full Grease 2.
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People that “quit ‘X’ because it’s too toxic and they don’t want to read it” then want you to explain every insane viral phenomenon that happens on here. No babe i stayed on here and paid the price for it in brain damage. You need to pay a fee.
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the ex-owner of the western mass lesbian mask bar
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a masked former lesbian bar owner holding iced coffee at your interview for clown school
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[tracy chapman voice] you gotta mask bar
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Dolly Parton was responsible for Jolene, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, AND the Moderna COVID vaccine.
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Dolly had this "no shit, Sherlock" approach to social issues that used to be very ingrained in the country star archetype. like, always admitting she doesn't know everything, but wanting to get it right and not taking any shit at the same time. may we all be so humble
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I spoke to Mitch McConnell today and he told me he went to the doctor, he went to the mountains, he looked to the children, he drank from the fountains.
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honestly, most of my problems come down to two things: 1. ​i'm terrible at waking up. 2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.
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omg someone in security is getting fiiiired
The 34-foot-tall Trojan Horse from Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ is now on display at Universal Citywalk.
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The absolute FUCK!?!
I'm not being paid residuals for my singing on Josie & the Pussycats bc film producers failed to provide paperwork to @sagaftra for my 20+ vocal sessions in 2000. SAG says I had 2 years (??) to report but I found out this year. Didn't hit 25 earnings. l lose my health ins July1
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The most important thing that has ever happened to me specifically…
The “Romy and Michele” sequel, starring Mira Sorvino an Lisa Kudrow, is currently in production and will stream exclusively as a Hulu Original. variety.com/2026/film/news/m…
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The reunion you’ve been waiting for! The Romy and Michele sequel is now in production.
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For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.
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they raised me
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Every election campaign in LA this past week:
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Trump just released footage of his Freedom 250 Headliner Rehearsal. You gotta love the internet! 😂
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ROMY & MICHELE’S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION (1997) works because Romy and Michele are never the joke. While everyone else obsesses over status, they just want to have fun and come out looking better than everyone else.
What's a "low-brow" movie you consider to be perfect
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Can't believe the Brady Bunch movies have gone viral on here again and I've YET to see any Noreen clips. Justice for Alanna Ubach!
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