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Chimp of wealth and taste and snark

SoCal but open to relocate
Joined January 2020
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Billionaire Chimp retweeted
Q: “Should republicans look to you as some kind of savior going forward?” A: “There’s no saviors in politics. Elected officials are supposed to be servants.”
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Bladder cancer surgery tomorrow. Prayers welcome
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Billionaire Chimp retweeted
The craziest result to me is Maine booting out arguably the most powerful woman in the senate for a random guy who was wandering by when Graham Platner imploded…
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“Democrats need to work on lowering costs” You mean like California, Illinois, New York…those very affordable places people are flocking to?
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Living in Los Angeles taught me there's a racial hierarchy amongst Hispanics and you don't ever want to call someone Guatemalan if they aren't from Guatemala
I befriended a Mexican girl at work and she said some of the most racist shit and I haven’t looked at her the same. Mind you, she was talking about other ppl in the Hispanic community. She said she hated Guatemalan’s because they’re dark and short. lol yeah they ALWAYS do this
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Looking forward to Democrats telling us how we're going to drill our way into prosperity* *Show trials for oil company execs on "price gouging"
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Anyone telling you El-Sayed is going to be a concern to existing Congressional Democrats haven't watched how quickly they embrace the current thing and how quickly they excommunicated Haley Stevens.
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"Democrats are nice and Republicans are mean" This has been the cultural narrative I've known since Reagan. I don't know how the GOP gets around this disadvantage for long term gains. You get the occasional Trump win, but nothing that can run on principle.
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Elizabeth Warren thought grocery stores were price gouging
The good news is now that Democrats are in power everything is gonna get much cheaper
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As they marched they weeded us out
My only shred of hope to offer tonight: the left got wiped out this bad in the midterms multiple times and kept marching right through the institutions. So must we.
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Prediction: Day 1 Bill 1: Recognition of the State of Palestine
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Billionaire Chimp retweeted
We have just lost the greatest champion for independent contractors in the entire U.S. Congress
Kevin Kiley says he’s already called Richard Pam to congratulate him as the newly elected representative of CA’s 6th Congressional District. Kiley says he’s here to help Pan, and told him so. @CBSSacramento
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Billionaire Chimp retweeted
Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️
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Billionaire Chimp retweeted
You guys couldn’t even get Susan Collins—the most vanilla moderate Republican senator there is—across the finish line against a literal cousin fucker. Resign from leadership.
Over the last two years, Senate Republicans have put up a strong record of accomplishment that’s created safer streets, more money in Americans’ pockets, and new opportunities for families and businesses to get ahead. After fighting Democrat obstruction at every turn, we prevented the largest tax hike in American history, secured our border in an unprecedented way, confirmed the president’s Cabinet at the fastest pace in two decades, and put strong conservative judges on benches across the country faster than we have since the Reagan administration. I’m proud of our team and everything we’ve done for the American people, and I’m looking forward to the important work we have in front of us over the next few months. As we head into 2027, Senate Republicans will not stand idly by as the far-left, socialist wing of the Democrat Party attempts to unwind everything we’ve done. Thankfully, we still have President Trump in the White House, and we’ll work with him to stop the worst impulses of Democrat extremism. We cannot let their fringe positions become the mainstream.
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Teaching improv
what’s your job in the leftist gulag?? im gonna be leading discussion on internet drama some days, making clothes from scraps other days, and making prison hooch whenever needed
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Billionaire Chimp retweeted
Assuming Republicans lose the seats where prediction markets have the Democrats at 90+% to win, that would produce 55 Democrat Senate seats. Chance of confirming a worthy successor to Justice Thomas and/or Alito during President Trump’s term: Zero. Chance of confirming a worthy successor during a hypothetical GOP admin 2029-2033: probably zero (GOP won’t be able to recapture enough seats in 28).
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“Affordability”
WE ARE GOING TO INVESTIGATE TRUMP, HIS CORRUPT BUDDIES, ICE, AND ALL OF THE FREAKS WHO HAVE ENABLED THE CRIMES OF THIS ADMINISTRATION
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Billionaire Chimp retweeted
Replying to @redsteeze
Building ballrooms and burning bridges
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Problem is there’s no path for victory for anyone in the administration
The only figure of national importance in the 2028 GOP race who can assemble a similar coalition to 2024 is Marco Rubio. There isn’t a second choice. The GOP needs Hispanic support.
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The problem wasn’t the war the problem is he didn’t fight it vs making deals
Mark Levin helping to convince Trump to do Iran is the swan song for Fox News Republicanism and Boomer Republicans.
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