I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
There’s no need to quibble.
Ty Jerome double dribbled. – at Greenwood, IN
Chip Murphy retweeted
I have an agent who’s single purpose is to wake me up with something fun every morning
today it sent me this
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Chip Murphy retweeted
Lou Whitaker should be immortalized beside Alan Trammell in Cooperstown. I’m not sure any player was ever shafted worse by the writers. Sweet Lou received a paltry 2.9% of the vote and was off the ballot in one year. That’s an unfunny joke and more people need to talk about it.
Chip Murphy retweeted
I’ve seen bad Auburn Football before… Just not for 6 straight years. I have no answers just more questions. I’ve never seen the fan base crumble but it seems like that point has been reached and it’s sad.
Chip Murphy retweeted
For newer #Gators fans: Florida and Auburn used to be bitter rivals.
Let the @SECShorts crew explain…
Chip Murphy retweeted
HEY SO ALL OF YOU COOL KIDS COMING INTO TOWN FOR THE florida GAME THIS WEEKEND HAVE 3 OPPORTUNITIES (THURS/FRI/SAT) TO GO SEE THESE AMAZING LADIES PLAY AND IT’S TOTES FREE AND IN AC AND YOU CAN WIN PRIZES AND WHAT MORE EVEN IS THERE IN LIFE????
SO COME LIVE LAUGH VBALL THIS WEEK
We’re going retro for the home opener! 🕺
It’s Throwback Thursday at Neville! First serve vs UAB is 6pm!
🪩 Grab your prize ball when you enter Neville Arena
🪩 When your ball color is announced, go claim your prize!
#WarEagle
Chip Murphy retweeted
Come one come all to see! There will come a time that there will be a great football prognosticator that will have America in its grasp. Will he be right?…no. Will he be handsome? Also…no Will he be funny?….debatable. But it will be glorious men and people who don’t read Patrick’s Losers will be wasting their lives.
