Wake up, fire up the grill, grab a cold one, and settle in for this week’s issue of Patrick’s Losers.
Hot off the presses! Skip the early games, grab a stiff cold drink, and enjoy some Patrick’s Losers!
Craig from Zion retweeted
Replying to @BenMcAliley
A little WNBA commentary, a little immigration policy, all fire. It’s football season!
Craig from Zion retweeted
The Barn Hard Patch hats are live for $20. 👀
Yes, we are the "anti hat company," hat company. Limited quantities of these, 15 of each available. They ship from Hoover, AL and get to you fast so you can Barn Hard week 1.
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Craig from Zion retweeted
Seen a few commits so far @3strikes_AU ....@aspenlong6 is the kind of kid you want....versatile and is hungry to be coached. Better defensive OF than what you have, can hit, pitch and run. Lot of speed in a 6'5" 215 package...also a 3.95 GPA. #Totalpackage
Craig from Zion retweeted
Replying to @drinklocalbham
@drinklocalbham repping in the @AUPPL for game 2.👊
Craig from Zion retweeted
Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.
More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸
$2.50 domestics? If you see me on TV this weekend, no you didn’t.
Craig from Zion retweeted
There is something new coming. We will have officially licensed Work Hard Work hats available soon with a new site.👀
God, I love our little town. The walkup songs kill me. The middle of our order had 2 CDB songs, 36 Mafia, followed by a gospel song.
What’s the play here chat? I’m torn. I don’t think a tip is warranted due to no table service, but I also don’t want my food spit on. Seems they have us over a barrel.
Genuine question on a restaurant situation:
You walk up to a counter to order.
You find your own table and seat yourself.
If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself.
If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself.
The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected.
What’s your move?
Genuine question on a restaurant situation:
You walk up to a counter to order.
You find your own table and seat yourself.
If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself.
If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself.
The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected.
What’s your move?




















