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Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
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Video calls 🔥
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literally anything more than 50 years in either direction from the original trilogy
Lucasfilm contacts you and says you get to pitch the next #StarWars movie - but it has to fit in one tweet. Go!
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"Where has the Silicon Valley work ethic gone? In my day, engineers at startups used to work 80 hours a week and slept in the office to ensure the company was successful!" My brother in Christ you run an e-scooter rental app with negative gross profit margins
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it’s not that he’s against banning speech that harms people, it’s just that he doesn’t believe anybody but himself is a person
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Why Twitter is great: from the comments, some hope in a paper I hadn’t seen before. In the long term, good user experiences may win out. Which makes sense. How many people will stay here if Twitter becomes a cesspool? (And is the current Twitter policy aimed short or long term?)
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Replying to @janecoaston
In other niche drinks featured in British books, I recently discovered that the pick-me-up that Jeeves makes for Bertie Wooster is an actually existing concoction called the prairie oyster. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairi…
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in 13 years on twitter i’ve never had a post removed, and in 3 weeks on mastodon i’ve already had something taken down for racism and sexism, ok
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honestly this one is a stronger indicator than all the threads by suddenly-former Twitter devs explaining how search is built in a custom Scala dialect only spoken by eight squirrels (who have resigned)
I am not as worried as others that Twitter will suddenly not work... Call me bullish on @elonmusk and his desire to make this better
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gonna miss this one
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This thread, man. @dhtoomey is an national treasure.
"Listen, we gotta give this company money. Their CEO/messiah is a 20-something who doesn't shower, make eye contact or use vowels. Their team went to Stanford or something. Or live near it. I forget. But they 24/7 sleep in their office, drink soylent and code. Unicorn shit. 🚀🚀"
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Now this is how you do a Christmas ad
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