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And in that moment I thought to myself, “What does Pat Benatar have to do with God?”

Joined July 2013
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wish i could get a phd in vibes
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there needs to be a chinese way to say inshallah
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insofar as that no one in either location can dress for shit, yeah sure
Idk if this makes sense but Armitage is the San Fran of Chicago
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My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
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Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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does anyone know the way out
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bro did your hologram seriously just stumble into my apartment
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Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission
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however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid
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We cannot consider #AI to be morally neutral. In reality, every technical tool embodies choices and priorities through what it measures, ignores, and optimizes, and how it classifies people and situations. Ethical discernment cannot be limited to asking whether we are using a system for good or bad purposes. It must also examine how that system is designed and what vision of the human person and society is embedded in the data and models that guide it. #MagnificaHumanitas
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hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool
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the world cup is trying to remove attention from Daenerys Targaryen
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[yelling into your ear at a loud bar] I said, “I wish harm upon you bro!”
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guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay
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why the hell do they have Elias Voit (notorious mass murderer and psychopath) hooping in this most recent episode of Criminal Minds
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Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time
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Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
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Is rack city walkable
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last night was a 4 minute long riverdale edit
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i had a dream Drake freed theon from ramsay
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that one friend who needs to be killed for the greater good
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