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@emweenerFeb 18

if ur tweet shows up on my tl ur my mutual and i will reply to u as such

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Dev in@negativeonesix16h

To me a band is like 40 dollars

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i think i will start a company. i will combine the words therapy and diagnosis.

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just saw a guy post his ai linkedin slop “growth playbook” on here and it had 2 likes. i don’t think i will be reading that one chief

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even kobeni needs to go to work (´；ω；`)

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even kobeni needs to go to work (´；ω；`)

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astra and blender experiment if anyone was curious

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@emweenerOct 28

is this a safe space to admit that as a diaspora asian-american woman i sometimes sit down and think really really hard about my life only to realize i often can’t come up with anything beyond stinky lunchbox and cut fruit

Stakeholder Consultant@echetusOct 28

Sentenced to 1000 Pages of Contemporary Diaspora Literature Written by Asian-American Women

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@emweenerOct 28

i am just explaining that i am a little boring take that as you wish

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@emweenerOct 28

i am officially offering my services as a thumbs down proxy to the public if you send me a reply you dislike i will personally thumbs it down for you. hating should be accessible to all

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@woahhvickyyyOct 28

i’m not flirting i’m just funny and you like me

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@emweenerOct 28

40mg vyvanse to put in 50 reps of replyguying this morning. i am awake. i am energized. i am engaged in the conversation. everyone will be hearing from me.

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@emweenerOct 28

even the best vcs could never do due diligence like an asian woman looking for a husband

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@emweenerOct 28

this is not about me i thought it was just funny

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@emweenerOct 28

how it feels to replyguy in an attempt to build friendship

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@emweenerOct 27

watching nathan for you to pre-game you can see everything, it’s amazing how far he’s willing to go to help small businesses

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@emweenerOct 27

i keep on getting posted to toronto instagram pages but i know i haven’t made it yet because i have yet to make it onto 6ixbuzz

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@emweenerOct 27

i hope that one day i too can become an oasis of simplicity in someone’s complicated life

dom@dearoozOct 27

new load-bearing internet comment just dropped

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@emweenerOct 27

>see pretty girl on twitter >check page >12 followers >followed by that one male mutual

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@emweenerOct 27

how it feels to really want to keep a conversation going but you don’t know how to

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@emweenerOct 26

just shared an ai image to my friends thinking it was real as a 24 year old woman

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