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something that makes me sad, not in a trad way, is that public buildings used to be designed to be places that were both functional and served as celebrations of art and architecture. they were supposed to feel important and grand.
I love my beautiful post office
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The kind of thing Katharine Hepburn would quietly say while Cary Grant is standing next to her and 30 seconds away from a complete psychotic break
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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Maybe we just dont want diamonds mined by slaves dickhead
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look at them 🥹
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reading smut but im not really in the right headspace so im just like wow there are some really interesting gender dynamics in this sex scene
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Daycare is not forever, and staying home during your prime career building years is a massive cost that is not easily, if ever, regained.
I think if you are a married woman with kids who makes a modest salary and your husband is the clear breadwinner and you aren’t someone who is locked in to your career and would be cool staying at home and your husband doesn’t have the forethought to be like “daycare is gonna basically cost your entire salary anyway so just stay at home” he should be tarred and feathered
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Clutter increases women’s cortisol more than men’s, btw. So if you want a perky, stress-free wife, you better start picking up after yourself and hire a maid.
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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trunk or treat is the worst thing to happen to Halloween. you're supposed to run from door to door, stumbling over unfamiliar terrain in the dark with a pillowcase full of candy. not picking it out of the trunk of someone's RAV4 in a parking lot
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Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Charlie Cheese wishes you a “Gouda” Tuesday! #Love
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My review when I watched the movie last year
‘THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL’ has returned with a new Christmas commercial for Walmart. Starring Walton Goggins as Ebenezer Scrooge.
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Chada the bear from a sanctuary near Kyiv has become a social media star. A video of her emerging from her den has gone massively viral.
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can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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