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I’m Aaron Peña, I made a career out of hanging out in bars, vinyl appreciator, OG Spurs fan, and certified Tio. 👴🏽 🐓 IG- elgallonegro13

Texas, USA
Joined July 2013
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Time to go outside and do my new liberal trans crime agendas.
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El-Sayed: To AIPAC who spent $42 million against us. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to beat you twice.
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Hahhahhahahahahhaha, GET FUCKED.
Texas, today is the day. James Talarico seems like a nice young man and a moderate. That's the act. This is a man who said "God is nonbinary." Who said there are six biological sexes. Who called capitalism an oppressive system he wants to dismantle. And who says we should look to Western Europe for inspiration. Take a look at Paris. His record is just as radical. He voted NO on border security, NO on cutting your property taxes, and NO on stopping cities from defunding the police. Lie to the voters, then get in power. Don't let it work. Get out and vote for @KenPaxtonTX.
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Adding “bisexual Latina cyberslut” to my bio.
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Haley Stevens this morning
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Jasmine Crockett loses yet another election, this time on sorest loser
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The only acceptable use of the surveillance state Meta glasses is to film a dude crush an entire eight-hour shift while working on this station.
Was the first customer today at jersey mikes. Take a moment and appreciate this lineup #Subabove
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Think I’m just gonna get a Hot and Ready and stay inside tonight because I fear I would be too easily seduced by the nightlife.
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My boy was turnt up last night on Hallow’s Eve… #oneofus
Stephon Castle (migraine) downgraded to questionable Saturday.
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Pretty spot on that they’re both mid and equally unappealing because you know at the end of the day it’s just a Torchy’s Taco.
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Israel has their elections today and Americans cannot vote in them…Isn’t this taxation without representation? 🤔
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I’m opening up Spurs HQ @bargimmegimme at 6pm today for the game- We are closed Tuesdays, but the world needs a good place to be with some fellow real fans, have some drinks, and grab a hot pie by my bud Truth Pizzeria. Game sound is always loud, see you there! #gsg #PorVida
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Thunder Dan or The Matrix (Shawn Marion).
Devin Booker, Steve Nash and Charles Barkley aren't available. Name a Phoenix Suns player, past or present
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If you're a single-issue gas price voter, you should probably spend like 5 minutes looking up how oil prices work. You'd learn that the US president has very little impact on them unless they do something crazy like shut down a pathway for a quarter of the world's oil.
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Haven’t seen not one single Spurs fan celebrating this shit- It was gruesome and super unfortunate for J Dub, hope he recovers fully… However, I did see an account called Wemby ACL watch the other day- Y’all gotta stop with this nonsense.
Spurs fans celebrating Dub injury ok bet so don’t cry and play victim when the gun is eventually pointed back at you
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Only good thing about this game is that it was so early, I didn’t even have to put on a Saints shirt… EVERYBODY GON’ BEAT THEM SAINTS apparently… ⚜️
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Just when I thought life was not worth living anymore, boom- I discovered Nerds Juicy Gummy Clusters.
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The Spurs starting 0-2 mixed with my annual wave of anticipatory birthday seasonal depression is quite the cocktail.
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Need a taco pirata to wash the taste of these B2B losses out of my mouth… #gsg #porvida
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