Doug Nisenson (@CoachNise) profile picture

Husband, Father, Football Coach

Denver, CO
Joined December 2013
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THIS!
Kids—even high school students—shouldn’t have homework. Kids are in school for 7 hrs. If it can’t be done during school, do it tomorrow.
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How women look leaving the house with their fancy cups and bags: 😭
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Perfectly stated
Replying to @CoachNiklos
It’s reps… against a defense that knows you’re passing. You learn your personnel, progressions. Take it for what it is. These guys with Burger King Crowns chanting “who’s house” and wearing pajama pants should be ignored.
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After a great conversation with @CoachBox6 & @shadrich80 I am thankful and excited to have received an offer to continue my education as a Colorado Buffalo 🦬 #skobuffs
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Doug Nisenson retweeted
Adults are the problem in high school sports culture!
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Ya we can’t have kids playing football with their best friend's for their school and community when they could be paying travel club coach salaries.
You high school football coaches having mandatory practice literally the week after school ends, first week of the summer so your football team can go 5-4 and not make the playoffs in the fall are absolute clowns
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Also the NFL wants you to know this announcement is brought to you by DraftKings and FanDuel. 🙄
Just in: NFL is declining to hold a supplemental draft this summer, currently leaving the 2027 Draft as the only way for QB Brendan Sorsby to enter the NFL. A letter is being sent to Sorsby, and to all 32 NFL teams, to inform them of the league’s decision. The league continues to try to show it has little tolerance for gambling issues.
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Mark Cuban for the win! 🎯
Mark Cuban debates whether billionaires actually deserve the credit for creating jobs "Do billionaires create jobs? The answer is no. Entrepreneurs create jobs. I'm an entrepreneur and I do my best to create jobs. But the reality is in order to become a billionaire, the one thing you have to have is luck. Any billionaire who tells you they could just do it again? No. You have to be lucky." "The question I get asked a lot is, should billionaires pay more in taxes? f*** yeah, we should pay more in taxes. I would not be in this position without this country because nothing happens that's great, whether it's healthcare, teachers, roads, you name it, without people paying their taxes." "It may be painful when you write that big check, but just think about how you got there. One of the most patriotic things that you can do when you're wealthy is pay your motherfucking taxes."
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Totally agree coach. What’s truly incredible is how many kid’s accounts are almost entirely run by their parents. Wouldn’t be shocked if this is one of those examples.
No disrespect to the kid. Kids are a byproduct of the adults around them. But this kinda stuff makes me want to not coach anymore. Sad part is there will be adults defending this. Those are the exact ones to watch out for.
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Doug Nisenson retweeted
I've been using baby gates wrong my entire life.
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Watching people cheer for Elon Musk becoming the world's first trillionaire is like watching passengers on the Titanic cheer for the iceberg.
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These are not bench reps. You have to lock out your arms to actually be a rep. Any high school weight room would count almost none of these. @SecWar is about as good as lifting as he is at motivational speeches & answering simple questions.
America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.
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Kalshi and Polymarket should be illegal. At least gambling apps have odds and contests people can research. This is horrible for society and especially for young men.
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🙄 Been in office since I was 8, leaching off the taxpayers for 3 decades and has her hand out for 6 more years. People like this are the problem and it’s really bad on both sides. 65 members (12% of #congress & 25% of the #senate) have “served” 20+ years. Get them out in Nov!
Susan Collins 30 years ago: “I’ve pledged that if I’m elected I will only serve two terms. 12 years is long enough to be in public service.”
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Damn. Was unaware of @GilpinAthletics game. That’s an incredible back drop.
Replying to @JimmieSearfoss
I would like to add Gilpin County the list.
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Doug Nisenson retweeted
BREAKING: Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed James Talarico: “I defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas.  And unlike Ken, I believe that you, James, believe in unity over division and that you know how to assemble not only Democrats but Independents and Republicans and we need that right now.  We need unity, we don't need any more division and that's why I'm supporting you.”
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This should be the easiest thing to pass in the world, but special interests own our entire government.
Today, Jon Ossoff offered an amendment to stop insurance companies from denying or delaying medically necessary care. Republicans blocked it.
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So gross. I sometimes wonder how you look in the mirror and actually celebrate winning when this is how you conduct yourself.
Always good to see coaches from neighboring private schools attending 7-on-7s their teams aren’t participating in. Professional development is key. Our only suggestion? Leave the MaxPreps rosters of the other teams in attendance at home next time.
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Doug Nisenson retweeted
Four of us respected the Constitution.
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COMIC 👏BOOK 👏 VILLAINS
Elon Musk says humans will soon have cybernetic chip implants that will enable “God-like powers”, describing the chips as creating “Jesus-level [miracles].” Follow: @AFpost
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